If pronouncing my B’s as V’s makes me sound russian...Then soviet.
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Olympic swimming endorsements

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It's ironic for Ryan Lochte to lose a Speedo endorsement over an inadequate coverup.

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Got my own dad while bowling last night

My dad an I bowl in a league together, and one of the guys on team we were against last night kept getting strikes. On his 6th in a row, my dad commented "He's doing it with ease." I pointed at the scoreboard and said "Pretty sure those are Xs."

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