What did rhe elephant say to the naked man?

How do you breathe through that thing?

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/funnyape
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 16 2019
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What's pink on the inside and smells like fish ?

Salmon.

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 16 2021
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My dad, everybody

I was standing in rhe doorway looking at the tv in my parents room, and I noticed from where they were, there was a lamp in the way of the tv. So I said, hey, there's a lamp in the way of the tv.

Dad: Sure is.
Me: So you cant see it.
Dad: I can see the lamp just fine.

-_-

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 24 2014
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