A list of puns related to "Satureja"
I've heard of combining tumeric with black pepper, for example.
I find the idea of cooking with ingredients that complement each other nutritionally really interesting, and I was wondering if anybody here knew more about it.
Last night I was cleaning my vaporizer, and felt like using it afterwards, but wasn't in the mood for weed or salvia divinorum (what I mainly use it for). I than remembered that I intended to try to vape some other herbs at some point. So I looked around the house to see what I could find. I found a bag with dried thyme, Salvia Elegans (I'm well aware that this species doesn't contain Salvinorin A) and Satureja Montana, from our own herb garden. I knew that thyme is sometimes vaped, so I thought, why not?
I wasn't expecting anything beyond flavour, but it worked surprisingly well! The vapor was a bit sharp (probably one of the herbs, and maybe I slightly overheated), but the after taste was pretty good. Before vaping the herbs I felt a bit melancholic/sad, tired, and somewhat stressed. Vaping the herbs had a subtle, but definite calming and uplifting effect. I didn't get high, but I surely felt a bit better. I went to bed half an hour later and slept great!
Looking at the properties of these herbs, my experience seems to make sense. All in all an interesting experiment, definitely worth it. Will probably do this again sometime in the future, maybe also try some other herbs.
Note: I normally always research everything I use in great detail before trying it, but in this case I knew these herbs were intended to make into a tea anyway and would more than likely not produce any strong effects when vaped (and were non-toxic).
Do your worst!
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Here's what I've got:
American persimmon from tree of unknown provenance, stored moist in fridge
Pawpaw seeds from wild trees in eastern IL, stored moist in fridge
Red Warty Thing pumpkin
These all are from Seed Savers Exchange, and I could send maybe 7 seeds of each
Painted Tongue Salpiglossis mix
Pepper, Jimmy Nardello's
Tomato, Italian Heirloom
Tomato, Green Grape
Tomato, Paul Robeson
Tomato, Opalka
Tomato, Salvaterra's Select
Tomato, Siberian
Tomato, Tommy Toe
Tomato, Principe Borghese
Tomato, Whittemore
Squash, Sweet Fall
Squash, Potimarron
Squash, Amish Pie
Squash, Dosta
Squash, Rouge Vif d'Etampes
Squash, Red Warty Thing
Squash, Lady Godiva
Watermelon, Cream of Saskatchewan
Watermelon, Borrie's Yellow
Melon, Petit Gris De Rennes
Melon, Fordhook Gem
Melon, Montreal Market
Melon, Noir des Carmes
Melon, Pride of Wisconsin
And here's what I'd like to acquire:
Flowers:
Nasturtium, certain varieties
Poppies, certain varieties
Sweet peas, certain varieties
Dianthus, particularly fringy varieties
Marigold, particularly tall varieties with bright orange flowers
Herbs:
Winter savory (Satureja montana)
Tarragon
Black cumin (Nigella sativa)
Chervil
St Johns Wort
German Chamomile
Valerian
Safflower
Horseradish
Vegetables:
Japanese Winged Bean (Psophocarpus tetragonolobus)
Snake bean (gourd) (Trichosanthes cucumerina)
Crown daisy, Tong Ho (Glebionis coronaria/Chrysanthemum coronarium)
Cherokee White Eagle, Glass Gem, and/or other particularly flavorful/beautiful dent corns
Seneca Bird Egg beans or other flavorful and pretty dry beans, bush or pole
Brussels sprouts, certain cultivars
Peppers: Aleppo, Sivri, Chilhuacle Negro, Criolla Sella, Aji Colorado
Eggplants, certain cultivars
Okra, certain cultivars
Fava beans
Artichoke, certain cultivars
Hull-less barley
Let me know if you'd like to make a trade! I'm also open to offers.
Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
Buenosdillas
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
French/Finnish art
Country/Canadian rap
Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
Why
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Bob
Just to clarify, 12345678
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! π Thank you for the awards.
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
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