Love me some bread with plain greek yogurt and a *spinkle* of balkan spice mix (salt, black pepper, satureja, fenugreek and thyme)
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Combining the satureja/winter savory herb with beans is known to decrease the gassiness said beans tend to cause. Is this an indicator that the herb makes the nutrients in the beans more bioavailable? And are there any other food combinations that together are healthier than the total of their sum?

I've heard of combining tumeric with black pepper, for example.

I find the idea of cooking with ingredients that complement each other nutritionally really interesting, and I was wondering if anybody here knew more about it.

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Za'atar is a generic name for a family of related Middle Eastern herbs from the genera Origanum (oregano), Calamintha (basil thyme), Thymus and Satureja. It is also the name for a condiment made from dried hyssop leaves, mixed with sesame seeds, dried sumac, and often salt, as well as other spices. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Za%…
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Vaping some herbs (Thyme, Salvia Elegans and Satureja Montana)

Last night I was cleaning my vaporizer, and felt like using it afterwards, but wasn't in the mood for weed or salvia divinorum (what I mainly use it for). I than remembered that I intended to try to vape some other herbs at some point. So I looked around the house to see what I could find. I found a bag with dried thyme, Salvia Elegans (I'm well aware that this species doesn't contain Salvinorin A) and Satureja Montana, from our own herb garden. I knew that thyme is sometimes vaped, so I thought, why not?

I wasn't expecting anything beyond flavour, but it worked surprisingly well! The vapor was a bit sharp (probably one of the herbs, and maybe I slightly overheated), but the after taste was pretty good. Before vaping the herbs I felt a bit melancholic/sad, tired, and somewhat stressed. Vaping the herbs had a subtle, but definite calming and uplifting effect. I didn't get high, but I surely felt a bit better. I went to bed half an hour later and slept great!

Looking at the properties of these herbs, my experience seems to make sense. All in all an interesting experiment, definitely worth it. Will probably do this again sometime in the future, maybe also try some other herbs.

Note: I normally always research everything I use in great detail before trying it, but in this case I knew these herbs were intended to make into a tea anyway and would more than likely not produce any strong effects when vaped (and were non-toxic).

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Yerba Buena (Satureja douglasii) bainbridgenature.wordpres…
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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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I've got seeds of lots of squash, melons, and tomatoes, as well as stratifying pawpaw and American persimmon

Here's what I've got:

American persimmon from tree of unknown provenance, stored moist in fridge

Pawpaw seeds from wild trees in eastern IL, stored moist in fridge

Red Warty Thing pumpkin

These all are from Seed Savers Exchange, and I could send maybe 7 seeds of each

Painted Tongue Salpiglossis mix

Pepper, Jimmy Nardello's

Tomato, Italian Heirloom

Tomato, Green Grape

Tomato, Paul Robeson

Tomato, Opalka

Tomato, Salvaterra's Select

Tomato, Siberian

Tomato, Tommy Toe

Tomato, Principe Borghese

Tomato, Whittemore

Squash, Sweet Fall

Squash, Potimarron

Squash, Amish Pie

Squash, Dosta

Squash, Rouge Vif d'Etampes

Squash, Red Warty Thing

Squash, Lady Godiva

Watermelon, Cream of Saskatchewan

Watermelon, Borrie's Yellow

Melon, Petit Gris De Rennes

Melon, Fordhook Gem

Melon, Montreal Market

Melon, Noir des Carmes

Melon, Pride of Wisconsin

And here's what I'd like to acquire:

Flowers:

Nasturtium, certain varieties

Poppies, certain varieties

Sweet peas, certain varieties

Dianthus, particularly fringy varieties

Marigold, particularly tall varieties with bright orange flowers

Herbs:

Winter savory (Satureja montana)

Tarragon

Black cumin (Nigella sativa)

Chervil

St Johns Wort

German Chamomile

Valerian

Safflower

Horseradish

Vegetables:

Japanese Winged Bean (Psophocarpus tetragonolobus)

Snake bean (gourd) (Trichosanthes cucumerina)

Crown daisy, Tong Ho (Glebionis coronaria/Chrysanthemum coronarium)

Cherokee White Eagle, Glass Gem, and/or other particularly flavorful/beautiful dent corns

Seneca Bird Egg beans or other flavorful and pretty dry beans, bush or pole

Brussels sprouts, certain cultivars

Peppers: Aleppo, Sivri, Chilhuacle Negro, Criolla Sella, Aji Colorado

Eggplants, certain cultivars

Okra, certain cultivars

Fava beans

Artichoke, certain cultivars

Hull-less barley

Let me know if you'd like to make a trade! I'm also open to offers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/green_geiak
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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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Geddit? No? Only me?
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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E or ß?
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No spoilers
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Covid problems
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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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What do you call quesadillas you eat in the morning?

Buenosdillas

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Spi__
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What did 0 say to 8 ?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

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I had a vasectomy because I didn’t want any kids.

When I got home, they were still there.

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I dislike karma whores who make posts that imply it's their cake day, simply for upvotes.

I won't be doing that today!

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The Ancient Romans II
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How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in your frying pan?

You take away their little brooms

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I did it, I finally did it. After 4 years and 92 days I went from being a father, to a dad.

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

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School Was Clothed
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It this sub dead?

There hasn't been a post all year!

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Couch potato
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Baka!
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concrete πŸ—Ώ
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My name is ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

It’s pronounced β€œNoel.”

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Why are people so surprised and angry about Djokovic being an anti-vaxxer?

After all his first name is No-vac

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If Korean pop is shortened to Kpop and Korean Drama is Kdrama...

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

  • Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

  • French/Finnish art

  • Country/Canadian rap

  • Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

  • Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

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That’s Michelle
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All dad jokes are bad and here’s why

Why

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordCinko
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Letting loose with these puns
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Is this sub still active?

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

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What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved

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is Isn't
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@u/mordrathe - remix
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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a hot tub?

Bob

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πŸ‘€︎ u/4fuchssake
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My WIFI password is 2444666668888888

Just to clarify, 12345678

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πŸ‘€︎ u/az1m_
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I named my dog "5 miles."

So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."

Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! πŸ˜€ Thank you for the awards.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/javacafe
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Possibly the greatest Snap Reaction dad joke I've ever told (it even got me a POWERFUL groan and vehement FU from my wife)

Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...

Notices there's only 2;

Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."

I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.

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