It’s a nice change of Pace
I call it the Thais That Unbind.
Edit: I posted this joke and got this message:
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Thanks for caring about my digestive system Reddit, but it’ll be at least a few hours before the salsa takes full effect.
Edit: I just realized this joke made somebody shake their head so hard they actually thought I needed help. Dad joke expert level unlocked.
It was disappointing because I clearly overspent on my bags of tortilla chips
It's medium salsa
He’s a cilantropist.
Nacho ordinary salsa
The odd acidity.
I had to pick up the Pace.
So it's passive salsa then.
Ghost peppers 🌶
She wasn’t impressed and just said, “K, so?”
You could say it was more of a wrap.
Well...it was more like this...
Me: "Can one of y'all bring me some chips?"
Eli: "Here's some Tostitos..."
Me: "Not those...they require additions to make them taste, so...unless you wanna get me salsa or queso..."
Eli disappears and comes back giggling: "How 'bout NOT-tostitos?" (Holding a bag of generic Tostitos.")
Me, laughing: "No thanks."
Leah showing up: "How 'bout MEGA-tostitos?" Holding out taco shells..."
Me laughing openly: "No thanks...smart ass."
Eli showing back up, still giggling: "How bought RAW-tostitos?" (Holding out tortillas)
Me, laughing harder: "Uh...no"
Eli: "Maybe the Asian version?" (Whipping out rice paper wraps from behind his back)
Me, laughing even more: "Go away."
Eli, appearing again: "How about make-it-yourself-chips?" (Plopping a bag of potatoes in my lap)
I have raised my kids well. My poor wife gets no break.
Halopenos.
Me (hiding a bag of tortilla chips): There's been a misunderstanding.
It's true. I saw it with my own eyes!
A Pace Making Pace Makered Peso Maker.
Beets. (credit to my five year old)
The labels all read "break in queso emergency".
So I told her to pick up the Pace
peak-o de guy-o
So I said 'makes sense. It must smell of tomatoes.'
She didn't laugh.
an i-salsa-les triangle
He told me to pick up the Pace.
Hi punsters! My wife and I would like to request your help for naming the following party food items with Hawaiian puns. We are hosting a Hawaiian themed baby shower for my wife. The plan is to put tags next to each item.
Ex: Poke bowls: Gotta catch ’em all
Cheese Dips
Salsa Dips
Tortilla Chips
Chocolate Covered Strawberries
Nutter Butter Cookies
Samosas
Cake Pops (shaped like coconuts)
Cup Cakes
Coconut Trifles
Edible Arrangements (Cut up fruit)
Thank you!
Ships and salsa
I took my son to the store to get some ingredients for dinner. We were having Mexican food, and when we got to the aisle with the salsa, my son stared indecisively at the shelves. After a good minute, he still hadn’t made a decision and I knew my wife would be wondering what was taking so long.
So I told him,
“Son, pick up the pace.”
It's actually a wrap.
My dad and I go up to the cash register at a clothing store to pay for some shorts. My dad asks the cashier "Do you take chips?" (Credit card chip readers) Without hesitation the cashier goes "Yes sir and we have salsa to go with that" and holds up a fresh jar of salsa from behind the register
