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πŸ‘€︎ u/Talon184
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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a llama walked up to a mirror and immediately started ejecting saliva all over the place

it was his spitting image

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeromocles
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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Studies show habitual marijuana smokers have increased saliva production

When asked if there was any prevention, scientists stated you can either spit or get off the pot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WaxEcho
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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I love saying the word saliva,

It rolls right off the tongue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VaiterZen
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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I'm trying to quit my addiction to smelling saliva.

The whiff drool symptoms are terrible.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
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So my friend told me how saliva worked when it goes down the throat.

Needless to say, a lot of spit went down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Milkman-Jones
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2018
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Deja Moo

Oh MOOgosh. This might just sound like a load of Bull, but please STEER me out.

Deja Moo (Sung to the tune of Fresh Prince of Bel-air)


Now these are puns all about COWS

Their milk gets flipped, churned all around.

And I’d like to take a minute but I won’t stop and prattle

And tell you this story you haven’t HERD about cattle.


In IstanBULL I was born and BRAISED.

In the pastures back then in my HAYDAYS.

Chewing cud, RUMPING round, and making a fuss.

TANNING out so UDDERLY ridiculous.


When a couple of HEIFERS who had BEEF with me

Started BULLying on my Brand , you see.

I got TIPPED over once and my mom got scared

She said you're MOOvin your behind, your butt, your DAIRY Air.


I whistled for a calf and when it came near

Thought she was a babe, but HE was a STEER!

If anything I can say this STEAK is rare

But that Bovine was BO-FINE so I didn’t care!


I got milked a few times, maybe 7 or 8

More like long-gonehorn, than reliable date.

So I CHUCKED out the udder half of the pasture,

Bevo ain’t a cow, don’t got what I’m after.


Fun fact: a Dairy Cow can produce 125lbs of saliva a day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KrazyCasey412
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2016
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Why do orthodox jews get a lot of cavities?

There saliva is extremely Hassidic!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Moose_Jitsu
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2015
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