Rosa definitely barks!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LogangYeddu
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2020
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Rosa Parks

But can she drive?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GarrisonFjord
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Rosa Parks.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/truddilutten
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Here’s my favourite politically incorrect joke of all time.

Benjamin Franklin was the greatest American President.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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A True Story

So this needs a little backstory.

About 10 years ago my wife and I went to see the comedian Jim Gaffigan in Santa Rosa, CA where we live. About 2/3 the way through his set, he did an old Steve Martin bit. I leaned over to my wife and said quietly (or so I thought,) "Steve Martin called, he wants his bit back."

Apparently Mr. Gaffigan heard me, because he did the last 1/3 of his set staring at his shoes.

Flash forward to last night. We were at a public event with TONS of people, loud music, dancing, whatever. Some guy walked by wearing an outrageously funny outfit, and I leaned very close to my wife's ear to make a comment about it. She mildly upset and said, "Don't do a Jim Gaffigan," she said.

I blinked and leaned in again and said, clearly: "You mean...Don't make a Jim Gaffe Again?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dramboxf
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2019
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Pick any name in the world. I bet I can sing a song with that name in it..

Happy Birthday to you

Happy Birthday to you

Happy Birthday dear...

Edit: Wow. Wasn't expecting over 1,000 upvotes on my first ever post. Thanks!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Morgan921
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Dad-joked while talking about the civil rights movement

Me, "Rosa Parks stood up for what she believed in!"

Dad, "Actually, I believe she stayed seated."

Edit: spelling

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Magikarp-Army
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What does Rosa do after driving?

Rosa Parks.

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