What do you call a belt worn by Rosie O'Donnell?

ring around the rosie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aparks1437
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2018
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When I was first learning Photoshop I got a bit creative. I could hear my friends roll their eyes.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Germerican1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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What's the difference between a peeping tom and somebody getting out of a bath?

One is rude and nosy, the other is nude and rosy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RockyCrayon6625
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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When they sent the first cow to space,

The steaks had never been higher!

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I’ve reached peak Dad!

Went to the outdoor ice rink yesterday with my wife and son. Ran into our friend Rosy and her kids who were just leaving. Rosy said they had fun but were cold now so had to leave. I responded β€œyea you look cold. Your cheeks are...........rosy” cue my wife’s loud groan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deep_6d
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2019
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My two year old daughter is advanced for her years

She was wearing a tutu. A friend asked her if she was a ballerina.

"No, I Rosie."

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