Roast beef Puns

A list of puns related to "Roast beef"

From my 8yr old: What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

You can roast beef, but you can’t pee soup!

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👤︎ u/Itsame_Daario
📅︎ Oct 07 2020
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What's the difference between roast-beef and pea-soup?

Anyone can roast Beef.

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👤︎ u/death-to-turtles
📅︎ Jun 24 2020
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TIFU by ordering a Roast Beef instead of a Chicken Teriyaki sandwich.

Oops, wrong sub.

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👤︎ u/Allgen
📅︎ Nov 24 2019
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You can roast beef,

But nobody can peanuts

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👤︎ u/Escalade1414
📅︎ Feb 06 2020
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What did the meager bratwurst say to the superior side of roast beef?

What am I - chopped liver??

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👤︎ u/Bullhead20
📅︎ Feb 19 2020
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What do you call a deli that doesn’t serve roast beef?

New Delhi

I’ll be here all week

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👤︎ u/DogAteProfile
📅︎ Dec 29 2017
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Not a dad, but I love "dad" jokes. What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anybody can roast beef, but not many people can pee soup!

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👤︎ u/Peenkypinkerton
📅︎ Aug 27 2013
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What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef...

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👤︎ u/pratojr
📅︎ Nov 20 2020
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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anybody can roast beef!

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👤︎ u/MsSoperfec
📅︎ Sep 05 2020
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Do you know the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef...

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👤︎ u/magicmitchmtl
📅︎ Sep 12 2020
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What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can learn to roast beef.

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👤︎ u/EyeTack
📅︎ Oct 14 2019
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In memory of my Dad, here’s his favorite joke: Whats the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef.

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👤︎ u/wonka88
📅︎ Jun 17 2018
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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef...

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👤︎ u/Lykanthrocide
📅︎ Mar 07 2019
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Whats the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

You can roast beef but you can't pee soup.

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👤︎ u/Zeewild
📅︎ May 25 2019
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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everybody can roast a beef ;)

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👤︎ u/SportsBrus
📅︎ Apr 02 2019
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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anybody can roast beef.

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👤︎ u/number9spud
📅︎ Jul 01 2018
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What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef, but no one can pee soup!

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👤︎ u/BeardedNightmare
📅︎ Mar 09 2018
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What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

You can roast beef, but you can’t pee soup!

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👤︎ u/forrestJump1
📅︎ Oct 16 2018
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What's the difference between roast beef, pea soup, and glue?

Everyone can roast beef, but nobody can pea soup!

What about the glue?

I got stuck on it.

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👤︎ u/BuzzWeedle
📅︎ Jun 16 2015
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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup ?

You can roast beef. You can't pea soup.

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👤︎ u/Arklaw
📅︎ May 31 2018
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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef.

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👤︎ u/geoffevans
📅︎ Sep 28 2016
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