Did you hear about the Texas Roadhouse tightroping waitress competition?

It was hard for the girls to have fun since the steaks were so high.

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📅︎ May 20 2019
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Went to Texas Roadhouse with my dad.

The menu says they have hand cut steaks. You know what that means, right?

looks at me without saying a word for a good 10 seconds

Those chefs must have sharp hands.

Edit: a word

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📅︎ Aug 14 2014
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A Shameless dad joke at Texas Roadhouse

Sister:Excuse me waitress I never got my salad Waitress:Oh I'm sorry it'll be right out Dad:It better not get cold! (hysterical laughing)

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📅︎ Jun 02 2014
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