Texas Roadhouse Puns

A list of puns related to "Texas Roadhouse"

Did you hear about the Texas Roadhouse tightroping waitress competition?

It was hard for the girls to have fun since the steaks were so high.

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👤︎ u/lukethelogician
📅︎ May 20 2019
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Went to Texas Roadhouse with my dad.

The menu says they have hand cut steaks. You know what that means, right?

looks at me without saying a word for a good 10 seconds

Those chefs must have sharp hands.

Edit: a word

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👤︎ u/raunchyfartbomb
📅︎ Aug 14 2014
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A Shameless dad joke at Texas Roadhouse

Sister:Excuse me waitress I never got my salad Waitress:Oh I'm sorry it'll be right out Dad:It better not get cold! (hysterical laughing)

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👤︎ u/Thats-A-Paddlin-
📅︎ Jun 02 2014
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