Every time I have to screw/unscrew something.

"Now don't forget, righty tight, lefty loosey. Just like with woman."

After 21 years I still haven't quite figured out what he's getting at.

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👤︎ u/Thromok
📅︎ Sep 18 2013
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"I heard Ace Ventura was a white nationalist. Wait, he's not? Oh. Well...

alt righty then!"

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👤︎ u/joshuatx
📅︎ Nov 23 2016
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