It would be shocking if this isn't a repost but I could not resist
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToastyZ71
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2021
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A father that couldn't resist.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Raiza803
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2021
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I had a kernel of energy left so I created something amaizeing and ear-resistable.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/whimsyengineer
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2021
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A new variant of head lice has appeared and they are resistant to conventional treatments.

This has left scientists scratching their heads l

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2021
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I caught my son chewing on an electrical cord...

so I had to ground him.

He's doing better currently.

And conducting himself properly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XIIXOO
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2021
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What a brand name. Could not resist.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SUP3RNAT2RAL
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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What do you call a dinosaur who is easy to clean, heat resistant and long lasting?

py-rex

I'll get my coat...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/byte_marx
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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I've met this french business woman recently. She was so beautiful and so wealthy, I just couldn't resist her and her lovely

franchise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SkyNetF1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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Sons.....
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kimbermall
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2021
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I couldn't resist the sexy TV remote

It was an instant turn on

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bsISS1243
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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I think joule really likes this joke
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HenkBlok
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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Impossible to resist
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πŸ‘€︎ u/StillPatience
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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Can't resist, the pan is searing hot.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Invalleria
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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And children that is how Watt was invented
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nis_sama
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2021
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Why couldn't Gavin resist eating the candy?

Because he Gavin!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Springbonnie1893
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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I came up with the top ten reasons you shouldn't pee on an electric fence...

(#1 will shock you!)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ozzyfilms124
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2021
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What was the child who wouldn’t nap guilty of?

Resisting a rest!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XxDorrianxX
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2021
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The Killer Ohms are attacking us!

WE MUST MAKE A RESISTANCE!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/avandoorslaer
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2021
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If electricity always follows the path of least resistance,

Why doesn't lighting always strike in France?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tanakiin
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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I just couldn’t resist!!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Short-Republic
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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Shocking meme!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Party-Pupper
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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Why did the CPU head up half an orchestra?

Because it's a semiconductor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2021
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Resistance is futile.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2019
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What does the electrician say when he meditates?

Oooohm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/w0zzie
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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My friends wife says she can't resist me.

I guess that makes me an ohm wrecker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Londonforce
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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Couldn’t resist

Friend texts me: Can you leave a key fir me under the mat? Me: Maple I will, Maple I won’t. Friend: ? Me: Pine, I’ll leave a key Friend: oh, my typo, haha Me: I’ve got a bunch more Buckeye will wait til later to tell you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PR2NP
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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Did you hear about the serfs who rebelled against their lord?

Their resistance was feudal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slmckay73
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2021
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Dad: *Watching cop show with daughter late at night* Dad: Time for bed kiddo! Daughter: I’m not tired yet though!

Dad: Pretending to be a dispatcher Yeah, she’s resisting arrest

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Echo_The_God
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2021
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Anybody else find it hard to resist saying β€œfish dicks” when cooking your kids fish sticks?

Or is it just me...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/doravec88
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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How does someone become a conductor?

They train.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aaBabyDuck
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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Right after being born, my newborn daughter wouldn't "latch" for her first feeding. So after 27-plus hours of labor and four hours of pushing, I looked at my poor, exhausted wife and said, "Looks like she's... resisting abreast."

My first official dad joke.

Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger! I’ll be putting this in my little one’s Reddit Scholarship Fund!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gaudiocomplex
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2019
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Why did the police officer put the cranky baby in jail?

For resisting a rest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/viocult
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2021
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I have a personal trainer and him and I do a lot of resistance training

He tells me to lift something and I say no

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DwelveDeeper
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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If a child refuses to take a nap

Is he resisting arrest?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AgamGamez
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2021
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Not a dad, but I have a good one

kid: RERErRErerErRerererererEreRerrerereRrErrrErEre!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?
Dad: Calm down! My ears hertz!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dan_Werew0lf
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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If something were heat resistant...

Would you say it's heat proof, to a certain degree?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ssgtspoon
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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Couldn't resist posting it.
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πŸ“…︎ May 09 2019
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I'm sorry, I just couldn't resist
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πŸ‘€︎ u/d00d_wtf
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2019
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I tried to stay awake last night, or as I call it...

Resisting a rest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shercroft
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2021
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What do you call a man in the resistance army?

Rhoman

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyjarvis
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2020
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A new strain of head lice is going around which is resistant to conventional treatments.

That has left scientists scratching their heads.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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A new strain of lice is going around that is resistant to conventional treatments.

That has left scientists scratching their heads.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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A new strain of head lice is going around which is resistant to conventional treatments

That has left scientists scratching their heads

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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My son kept chewing on all the electrical chords we had set up for the holidays, so I grounded him...

He's doing better currently and conducting himself properly...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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A new strain of head lice is going around which is resistant to conventional treatments

It has left scientists scratching their heads.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hayeshilton
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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I caught my son chewing on electrical cords.

So I had to ground him. He’s doing better currently, and now conducting himself properly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlabamaMayan
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ioannis_03
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/korpsart
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2017
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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, does that mean they're guilty of resisting a rest?
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