It would be shocking if this isn't a repost but I could not resist
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︎ Mar 08 2021
A father that couldn't resist.
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︎ Apr 11 2021
What a brand name. Could not resist.
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︎ Nov 24 2020
I've met this french business woman recently. She was so beautiful and so wealthy, I just couldn't resist her and her lovely
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︎ Jan 20 2021
Impossible to resist
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︎ Sep 08 2020
I couldn't resist the sexy TV remote
It was an instant turn on
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︎ Jan 14 2021
Can't resist, the pan is searing hot.
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︎ Sep 20 2020
Why couldn't Gavin resist eating the candy?
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︎ Nov 12 2020
I just couldnβt resist!!
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︎ May 13 2020
My friends wife says she can't resist me.
I guess that makes me an ohm wrecker
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︎ May 27 2020
Couldnβt resist
Friend texts me: Can you leave a key fir me under the mat?
Me: Maple I will, Maple I wonβt.
Friend: ?
Me: Pine, Iβll leave a key
Friend: oh, my typo, haha
Me: Iβve got a bunch more Buckeye will wait til later to tell you.
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︎ Aug 10 2020
Anybody else find it hard to resist saying βfish dicksβ when cooking your kids fish sticks?
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︎ Jul 11 2020
Couldn't resist posting it.
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︎ May 09 2019
I'm sorry, I just couldn't resist
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︎ Apr 25 2019
Medusa Ale, I couldn't resist.
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︎ Oct 01 2019
My best friendβs dad posted this. Couldnβt resist.
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︎ Nov 04 2019
Please forgive me for my inability tp resist.
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︎ Jan 18 2019
I saw this restaurant today and couldnβt resist
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︎ Oct 25 2019
Donβt want to get political, but I simply canβt resist a good pu(ti)n
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︎ Jul 28 2019
A friend of mine misspelled Viet Cong, couldn't resist making this.
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︎ Feb 13 2019
Sometimes you think of a pun so good, you lactose the self-control to resist drawing it
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︎ Jan 31 2019
I couldnβt resist :(
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︎ Aug 27 2018
My girlfriend just can't resist swimming in those water features outside of Japanese restaurants.
She just loves playing Koi.
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︎ Jun 21 2019
2 puns, 1 post. Resistol (resist all) poison. This type of hat is called a Cattleman, hence the name βThe Rattlemanβ
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︎ Mar 27 2019
Girlfriend lost her phone and I couldn't resist.
Gf: Will you call my phone?
Me: Solid eye contact "...PHOOOOONE?"
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︎ Dec 07 2016
Why did mona lisa resist the arrest ?
Cuz da Vinci had framed her
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︎ Jul 06 2018
At the dinner table. I couldn't resist.
Wife: "I don't really like cheese."
Me: "I know. You never laugh at any of my jokes."
Wife: ...
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︎ Mar 02 2014
My Xbox Red-Ringed...he couldn't resist.
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︎ Nov 18 2013
(Mom joke, probably) Did you know they're selling women's underwear now that's designed to resist blood stains?
They've been on shelves for quite a while now, you probably just never never noticed.
They're hard to spot.
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︎ Apr 05 2019
No Dad could resist
https://i.imgur.com/4n0OCTf.jpg
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︎ Sep 04 2018
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︎ Mar 17 2012
My friend is getting her tonsils/uvula removed next week. I couldn't resist.
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︎ Dec 23 2015
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︎ Dec 28 2015
I couldn't resist myself during a meeting yesterday.
While reaching for the phone near the beginning of the meeting, my supervisor bumped his coffee cup and coffee sloshed over onto the desk and some papers. He laughed a little and just said something about it being a waste of good coffee.
My dadjoke instincts kicked in, and I agreed by saying, "A grind is a terrible thing to waste." I am proud to say it was well received.
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︎ Jul 12 2014
I know it's been done, but I couldn't resist painting my favorite pun. "Nunchucks" spray paint on canvas.
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︎ Nov 24 2012
It's Ash Wednesday today. (Sorry i couldn't resist, and i live 1 day in advance due to timezone difference)
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︎ Mar 01 2017
Sorry, i couldn't resist
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︎ Dec 14 2013
One of my co-worker proposed to his girlfriend this weekend... I could't resist
Boss: (to the co-worker) So... how did it go down?
Me: On one knee...?
If you are wondering she said yes!
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︎ May 16 2016
I couldn't resist, I'm sorry.
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︎ Nov 24 2012
My dad spotted a sign in the supermarket and couldn't resist
I was in the supermarket with my dad when we passed by a giant cooler fool of seafood.
He got my attention and pointed at a sign beside the cooler, reading ATTENTION: THIS AREA IS MONITORED BY CLOSED-CIRCUIT TELEVISION AT ALL TIMES before saying:
"I'm glad the management is making sure nothing FISHY is going on!"
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︎ Jul 02 2015
So... I am at the Panera...and just couldn't resist
Ordered a bagel with a slice of cheese... he brought the bagel to me cut into quarters...
I only had one response... "You cut the cheese..." He and his countermate just stared at me in disbelief....and then figured it out.
He then told me to take a cookie as it made them laugh...
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︎ Apr 06 2015
Couldn't resist dad-joking my friend.
Friend: My dry cleaner turned out to be a front for drug dealers.
Me: I thought you were supposed to launder money, not dry clean it.
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︎ Feb 13 2015
I couldn't resist my inner dad on a friend's garden post...
http://imgur.com/DspBxfM
"I don't want to kale the mood, but sadly, my tomatoes didn't ketchup to yours. I think they bean squashed. Lettuce cue cumbersome thoughts so we can build courgettes! Bury them so they carrot in the ground: tuber or not to be, that is the question!"
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︎ Aug 01 2015
I couldn't resist
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︎ Oct 15 2014
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