Did you hear about the guy who tried to evade his taxes?

It did not pay off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alienhighness
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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My 2 yo daughter doesn’t like to go to sleep.

Some nights I feel like a cop chasing a robber trying to catch her so I can put her to sleep, as she β€œsteels” away in various rooms of the house...

You could say she’s β€œevading a-rest”...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/x000b
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2021
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Dad jokes that you overuse in public that infuriate your partner?

So my partner probably wants to stab me more than i think. Almost every time she ask is me to β€œput the kettle on” I respond β€œI can’t, it won’t fit” or if we’re shopping and I’m asked β€œdo you need a bag” I point at her and say β€œit’s fine I brought my own” there are others, but they currently evade my 2am brain.

I feel I need some new ones to keep her on her toes and what better place than this sanctum of one liners (except for this post, for which I apologise).

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πŸ‘€︎ u/batchyyyyy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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Bigfoot has managed to evade capture all this time despite his popularity.

That's no small feat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pointyhead19
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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Why is Darth Vader not allowed to drive a taxi?

Because he is not a tax-evader.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SmugAlligator
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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How do crabs evade taxes?

They set up shell corporations.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/i_am_food
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2016
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IKEA has been accused of evading over $500 million in taxes. Apparently, prosecutors have been after them for years... reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thora-suan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2018
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What do you call a Sith Lord that avoids conflict?

Darth Evader

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jmahler0514
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2020
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What's the difference between Al Capone and Anakin Skywalker driving an Uber

One's a tax evader, the other is a taxi Vader

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ericpenguin314
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2019
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A man and his son were at a bar. The man stood near the dartboards.

When one dart almost hits him, the man says, "look son I'm Dart Evader!"

The son sighs. "Stop it dad."

The man says, "look, I'm not your dad. I am your father."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/51707
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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Why didn't Anakin Skywalker go to Vietnam?

He was a Draft Evader

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zaphodsheads
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2017
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A man was arrested for visiting every state except for one

He was charged with evading Texas

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cornealeus
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2016
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How did Darth Vador survive the Death Star

He EVADERED it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Talcabus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2019
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What do you call a Sith Lord that avoids conflict?

Darth Evader

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jmahler0514
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2019
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A man and his son were at a bar. The man is standing near the dartboard.

When one dart almost hits him, the man says, "look son I'm Dart Evader!"

The son says, "stop it dad."

The man says, "look, no, I am your father."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/51707
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2017
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