A list of puns related to "Evader"
It did not pay off.
Some nights I feel like a cop chasing a robber trying to catch her so I can put her to sleep, as she βsteelsβ away in various rooms of the house...
You could say sheβs βevading a-restβ...
So my partner probably wants to stab me more than i think. Almost every time she ask is me to βput the kettle onβ I respond βI canβt, it wonβt fitβ or if weβre shopping and Iβm asked βdo you need a bagβ I point at her and say βitβs fine I brought my ownβ there are others, but they currently evade my 2am brain.
I feel I need some new ones to keep her on her toes and what better place than this sanctum of one liners (except for this post, for which I apologise).
That's no small feat.
Because he is not a tax-evader.
They set up shell corporations.
Darth Evader
One's a tax evader, the other is a taxi Vader
When one dart almost hits him, the man says, "look son I'm Dart Evader!"
The son sighs. "Stop it dad."
The man says, "look, I'm not your dad. I am your father."
He was a Draft Evader
He was charged with evading Texas
He EVADERED it
Darth Evader
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