Long live Rudolph the red
I red a joke about colors once.
What looks like red paint and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
Dont hate me its cakeday
What's red and bad for your teeth?
I red a book about colors...
Rudolph the red and his wife were on a stroll. Rudolph the red looked up at the sky and said "we should hurry up, there is a storm comming". So his wife asked "how do u know" and he replied...
"Rudolph the red knows rain dear"
Red hot chili pepper weight
How do you measure how heavy a red hot chilli pepper is?
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it away a now.
What did the Red light say to the Green light?
Don't look at me I'm changing!
Rudolph the Red knows rain dear
Roses are Red, Violets Are Red...
...I set your garden on fire.
What do you call a bunch of racist red necks storming the Capitol Building?
Nobody wanted to buy my Red Hot Chili Peppers cd.
I have to give it away now
Why did the tomato turn red?
It saw the salad dressing.
Want to know why nurses like red crayons?
Sometimes they have to draw blood.
Hi Red Squiggly Line, I'm Dad!
Child: Dad, can I rely on autocorrect?
Me: Definately
Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?
A viking named Rudolph The Red was looking out his window one day
"Its going to rain soon" he said to his wife.
"How could you possibly know that?" She asked.
He simply replied,
"Because Rudolph The Red knows rain, dear."
What is the fruit that is green on the outside and red with black seeds on the inside, the name start with an H
What does a white hat dropped into the Red Sea become?
Did you hear about the red-haired elf in the baking dept. at the North Pole?
I was left a package this morning. On the front in big red letters it said, "PLEASE DO NOT BEND"
I thought to myself, how the f**k am I supposed to pick it up?
My partner turned 40 today so I gave him some red, red wine and told him
My 12 year old daughter got me today. Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer was playing on the radio.
"What was the other reindeer's name?"
"Um, Dasher?"
No."
"Dancer?"
"No. Olive."
"Olive?"
"Yes! Olive, the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names."
I was very proud.
Snoopy AKA Snoop dogg AKA the Red Baron has been spotted flying his Dogg house today. It is understood that he defeated his enemies in one fell snoop.
A stormtrooper and a red shirt get into a fight
Despite not receiving a single hit, the red shirt died.
What do Red Lobster shrimp and a car dealership have in common?
They’ve both been detailed
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer is pronounced dead after colliding with a flock of seagulls and a 747 over Madrid.
Eyewitnesses say the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.
Can’t wait for the first married woman to walk on the red planet.
Just so I can ask if there’s wife on Mars.
Which red is the hardest to see?
If you were 8 years old when "Red, Red Wine" was released
Why did the Red Cross not allow Jesus and Muhammad to volunteer?
It’s a non-prophet organization.
What is black, white and red all over?
My favorite colors are red, green, and blue.
They are the only colors I see.
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What's green and smells like red paint?
A Viking named Rudolph the Red
One night a viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out the window when he said, “It’s going to rain.”
His wife asked, “How do you know?”
He said, “Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
What's red and bad for your teeth?
What’s red and bad for your teeth?
What is blue and smells like red paint
What’s blue and smells like red paint
why do nurses like red crayons?
Sometimes they have to draw blood.
What's red and smells like blue paint??
A viking by the name of Rudolph the Red was sitting in his home, when he looked out the window.
He told his wife that it was going to rain soon. His wife, never hearing her husband predict the weather before asks, "How Rudolph, how do you know its going to rain soon?"
"Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What’s red and bad for your teeth?
What's blue and smells like red paint?
A Viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out the window when he said
“It looks like it’s going to rain” his wife said how do you know?
He replied “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear....
Why do nurses like red crayons?
Sometimes they have to draw blood
One Night a Viking named Rudolph the Red told his wife, It’s going to Rain...she asked how he knew...
Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear
(Yes, I stole this from another sub:))
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