How can you tell a dogwood tree from an elm tree?

By the bark

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My neighbor planted dogwood trees in his front yard

I’m not a huge fan of the bark

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Ever wondered if a tree is of the Dogwood variety?

It's easy. You could tell by its bark.

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Why were all the dogwood trees silent?

They lost their bark!

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I just got a pet tree

It’s just like a pet dog, only the bark is quieter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lemondigitech
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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They say you can identify a tree by its bark, but this one has me stumped.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bladingbeckie
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2019
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How Ironic.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HanzAAli
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Pray for the dog
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What do you call a flower that barks?

A Collie-flower

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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Some plants have the prefix "dog"

"Some plants," said the teacher, "have the prefix 'dog.' For instance, there is the dogrose, the dogwood, the dogviolet. Now name another plant prefixed by 'dog'."

"I can," shouted one of the students, "Collieflower!"

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Tree joke

I was volunteering at a tree-identification event at a local park with about 15 people from work when I chimed in on the following exchange.

Leader: Alright, we've identified a couple of types of maplewood. Can anyone tell me what kind of tree THIS is? (points to a tree)

Someone: is it... it's a Dogwood?

Leader: Very good! Can anyone tell us how we know that it's a Dogwood?

Me: Because of its... bark.

Everyone: groans into laughter

I took a bow (or bough).

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lucifurnace
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Dadjoked by my fiance the other day in the car...

For reference, I live in Virginia. Our state tree is the dogwood.

"There's a lot of our state tree growing wild here."

"I hear that its bark is worse than its bite."

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How can you identify a dogwood tree?

By its bark!

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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How can you tell a tree is a Dogwood?

By its bark

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TehWildGinger
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
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If you are in the woods, how do you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

By its Bark

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nautiwow
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2019
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How can you tell if a tree is dogwood?

By it's bark.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slit23
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
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How can you distinguish a dogwood from other trees?

By the Bark.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mgannett
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2015
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How can you tell the difference between a dogwood tree and any other tree?

By it's bark.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2018
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Which tree has the best bark?

Dogwood.

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