What did the dog say to the dogwood tree?

Nice bark!

From my 7yo this morning.

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Ever wondered if a tree is of the Dogwood variety?

It's easy. You could tell by its bark.

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👤︎ u/jigsatics
📅︎ Nov 05 2020
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My neighbor planted dogwood trees in his front yard

I’m not a huge fan of the bark

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Why were all the dogwood trees silent?

They lost their bark!

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👤︎ u/scardeal
📅︎ Nov 27 2017
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They say you can identify a tree by its bark, but this one has me stumped.
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How Ironic.
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👤︎ u/HanzAAli
📅︎ Aug 19 2018
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Tree joke

I was volunteering at a tree-identification event at a local park with about 15 people from work when I chimed in on the following exchange.

Leader: Alright, we've identified a couple of types of maplewood. Can anyone tell me what kind of tree THIS is? (points to a tree)

Someone: is it... it's a Dogwood?

Leader: Very good! Can anyone tell us how we know that it's a Dogwood?

Me: Because of its... bark.

Everyone: groans into laughter

I took a bow (or bough).

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Dadjoked by my fiance the other day in the car...

For reference, I live in Virginia. Our state tree is the dogwood.

"There's a lot of our state tree growing wild here."

"I hear that its bark is worse than its bite."

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👤︎ u/marrosaur
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How can you tell a dogwood tree from an elm tree?

By the bark

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👤︎ u/Jaxerfp
📅︎ Dec 27 2020
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How can you identify a dogwood tree?

By its bark!

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👤︎ u/ahhyeaaa
📅︎ Jun 03 2020
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How can you tell a tree is a Dogwood?

By its bark

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📅︎ May 24 2019
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If you are in the woods, how do you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

By its Bark

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👤︎ u/Nautiwow
📅︎ Aug 23 2019
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How can you tell if a tree is dogwood?

By it's bark.

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👤︎ u/Slit23
📅︎ Oct 15 2019
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How can you tell the difference between a dogwood tree and any other tree?

By it's bark.

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📅︎ Mar 26 2018
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How can you distinguish a dogwood from other trees?

By the Bark.

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👤︎ u/mgannett
📅︎ Oct 05 2015
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