A flagged pun [humble recreation]
πŸ‘︎ 13
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/koJJ1414
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2018
🚨︎ report
A plan for my (really loose) recreation Romeo and Juliet set in colonial Australia.
  1. Grace, an Aboriginal woman falls in love with a convict called Ed.

  2. Grace's brother, Wilangorga ( commonly known as William) is known for his anger and hate for the English.

  3. That does not stop Grace seeing Ed any time possible.

  4. One night William is out hunting near the town and sees Ed and Grace together

  5. Caught off guard , He tries to scare Ed away so William Shakes Spear.

πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/live4lifelegit
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2016
🚨︎ report
I overdosed on Viagra once....

Hardest day of my life.

πŸ‘︎ 174
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/MBMV
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
🚨︎ report
My family didn't have the appetite for my dessert puns. Please to enjoy!

Did you hear about the red-headed cookie that broke it’s leg?

Gingersnap


Did you hear about the cookie that quietly laughs at other cookies’ drawings?

Snickerdoodle


Did you hear about the dessert that got cast in the bakery’s reboot of Indiana Jones: The Temple of Doom?

Shortbread


Did you hear about the friends the zombies are making in heaven?

Angel food


Did you hear about the Mushroom Kingdom princess that abdicated the throne to pursue the shoe repair trade?

Peach cobbler


Did you hear about the 49th state in the Union legalizing recreational marijuana?

Baked Alaska


Did you hear about the Bavarian teacher that filled up her blackboard every day?

German chocolate


Did you hear about the hip New York hotspots for citrus fruits?

Lemon bars


Did you hear about the mother's sister that really likes her nieces and nephews?

Fondant


Did you hear about people wagering money on a boxing match in the Arctic between a heavyweight champ and raspberries?

Sherbet

πŸ‘︎ 8
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Fyrefrog25
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
🚨︎ report
Some scientists were able to recreate human vocal cords in a petri dish...

The results pretty much speak for themselves...

πŸ‘︎ 67
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Squidboy2002
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
🚨︎ report
Aw this a while back and thought I’d recreate it
πŸ‘︎ 173
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/voodooking4400
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2018
🚨︎ report
I'm currently attending a coding bootcamp and our current sprint is recreating a youtube client with reactJS...

The name of the page we're creating is recast.ly => Rick Astley.

πŸ‘︎ 7
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Glitchsbrew
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2018
🚨︎ report
Got sick and typed my symptoms into WebMD

Was told I may have connectivity issues

πŸ‘︎ 4
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/instig8or-az
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
🚨︎ report
If Snoop Dogg dies before pot becomes legal in the US,

He will be rolling in his grave.

πŸ‘︎ 19k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2018
🚨︎ report
Recreational marijuana

With Marijuana now being legalized for recreational use in California and many parts of the Us, people often forget that cows enjoy eating it. The steaks have never been higher...

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/jlenney1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2018
🚨︎ report
With the legalization of recreational marijuana in Canada...

A lot more people will be saying they have friends in high places.

πŸ‘︎ 4
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Totemz
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2018
🚨︎ report
A friend of mine tried to recreate an ancient inca cattle sacrifice.

But he butchered it.

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/electropickle_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2016
🚨︎ report
Many years ago, all the female Warlocks perished in the desert.

The individual male Warlocks, try as they might, could not master the art of bringing back their counterparts and all seemed lost.

Then, two young Warlocks found that, by working together - one recreating the body while the other recreated the soul - they could bring them back to life from the very sand they died in.

It's crazy but they could finish each other's Sand Witches.

πŸ‘︎ 143
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/techKnowGeek
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
🚨︎ report
You know why you should be my partner in the marijuana businesses?

Because you know I won’t smoke up all the profits.

Recreational marijuana was just legalized here in the state of Michigan, so my dad just had to make a joke. πŸ™„

πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/ArchyRs
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2019
🚨︎ report
Had a cracking joke from recent family holiday to Grenada

My parents, girlfriend and I were walking around exploring one of the neighbouring islands when we saw a sign that said "youth recreational grounds" on it, but was just a field full of goats.

My dad exclaims "pretty sure these aren't the youths that the council had in mind"

And I retort "either way, I hear it's a great place to bring your kids"

...Cue groans

πŸ‘︎ 23
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/WallytheWarlock
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2016
🚨︎ report
My dad's airplane

My dad is a recreational pilot. His airplane takes up a lot of his free time (fixing, tinkering, sometimes even flying). When he first got it he wanted to name it "The Family" so that when his coworkers asked about his weekend they would think he was a real family man when he "spent the whole weekend with The Family".

πŸ‘︎ 14
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/duncxan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2013
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.