A list of puns related to "Recollects"
Testiemonial
My earliest recollection of a dad joke is when I was about 6/7 years old.
We'd just waved bye to the last guests at my party. Understandably, my parents were beyond exhausted, but tidied up anyway. After all was done, we sat in the living room and my dad pulled out a chair from the dining room. He then brought another, and placed it next to it. He did the same again. I had no idea what was going on, until he sat across all three, threw his hands in the air and shouted:
"Three chairs for dad!"
Absolute quality, textbook dad.
We found a scratch on my car, and I had no recollection of getting it. We drive by a pole right next to a terminal to input a code for the gate for our neighborhood, and see a small red (victory red in this case, GM color) mark on the pole. My dad looks at me and asks "Does this look like victory red to you?", to which I reply, "nope, looks more like defeat red". Groans ensued.
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