I love a good murder conspiracy
An Edgar Allen Poem.
It’s imPOEsible to tell
Thought it was Corvid-19, but then bird flu away. Think I will see him nevermore.
So I guess the difference is a matter of a pinion.
Because each starts with an e and ends with an e.
The big ones at the end of the wing. These feathers are called pinion feathers. A crow has sixteen.
So, the difference between a crow and a raven is only a matter of a pinion.
A crowbar
He was a Poe source of information.
...they hang out in crowbars.
I'd say it's got it's crows and caws.
I continued, "Therefore, it's just a matter of a pinion."
It was in Poe taste.
Broth, the raven, nevermore
A good friend told me a story once. When she was a kid her family would often go to zoos and museums while on vacation. They were in the aviary on one of those visits looking at birds. My friend saw a crow asked the zookeeper a question. "What's the difference between a raven and a crow?" The zookeeper looked at her, smiled and started to answer. "Have you ever heard of a pinion feather?" he said. "Pinions are the the feathers at the tip of a bird's wing that allows it to fly. They are also the ones that people will trim to prevent birds from flying away. Crows have 5 pinion feathers while ravens have 6. So, if you think about it, it's really just a matter of a pinion."
To this day, my friend and her family don't know the real answer to "What's the difference between a crow and a raven?" They are wonderful and intelligent people, but they subscribe to a particular brand of ignorance where a good pun is better than actual knowledge. They call it punorance.
Edgar Allan Poe wrote on both.
In other words, a conspiracy of ravens premeditated a murder of crows.
These are the big ones at the end of the wing, also called pinion feathers. A crow only has 16 of them. So the difference between a crow and a raven is only a matter of a pinion.
Well you see, a Crow has 4 pinion feathers on their wings while a Raven has only 3. So really, it's just a matter of a pinion.
me: um...
dad: it's a matter of a pinion!
