I couldn't bee leaf it
He thought the 2.5% rake policy applied to leaves.
I was raking it in
.. last year I raked it in.
Why do Swedish warships have barcodes one them? So that when they dock, they can Scandinavian.
And then these work as a one-two punch:
I started a business building yachts from home...sails have been going through the roof.
And before that I had a business clearing the fallen leaves from people's backyards. I was raking it in.
I was gathering the leaves from my huge pile of leaves and placing them in a garbage bag inside of a garbage can. To squeeze them down, I lifted my foot up and stomped on the leaves. One of my buddies who's like 13 says to me from the other side of the fence "All you can do is hurt leaves." I stare back at him and say "so the others know they better leave me alone."
I was just raking it in!
I was raking it in.
It's ground breaking.
But the broom?
That really swept the nation.
Because the rake couldnt handle that his girlfriend was a hoe.
Open toad
Edit- got this off the back of a cereal box but damn love raking in this new text post juicy karma.
Said to my father, "It's hot out there."
He said, "The sun must be out."
I said, "The son is out, trimming trees with the mom!"
Eyes rolled.
Rake.
Boy, we were raking it in.
I'm raking it in.
... now I'm raking in the dough.
Dad: "if you're not doing anything can you rake up the leaves?.... Actually don't worry about it, I'll do it later"
Me: "so I should leaf it then?
I was raking leaves in the backyard.
Wife: Boy there sure are a lot of leaves in the yard.
Me: I know, its unbeLEAFable!
Heh, I still think its funny.
..Raked it in last year.
I was raking it in.
I was raking it in
I was raking it in.
I was raking it in.
