A list of puns related to "The Rakes"
Because the rake couldnt handle that his girlfriend was a hoe.
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Edit- got this off the back of a cereal box but damn love raking in this new text post juicy karma.
Rake me,
Rake me, my friend.
I'm not the only lawn,
Whoaoaoaooo
... now I'm raking in the dough.
Dad: "if you're not doing anything can you rake up the leaves?.... Actually don't worry about it, I'll do it later"
Me: "so I should leaf it then?
I was raking leaves in the backyard.
Wife: Boy there sure are a lot of leaves in the yard.
Me: I know, its unbeLEAFable!
Heh, I still think its funny.
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