Every time I grill I get raked over the coals by my family. Apparently brat jokes are the wurst.
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👤︎ u/wiseshanks
📅︎ Oct 12 2018
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Why did the garden tools break up?

Because the rake couldnt handle that his girlfriend was a hoe.

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👤︎ u/Mt105
📅︎ May 08 2019
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What kind of shoes do frogs wear?

Open toad

Edit- got this off the back of a cereal box but damn love raking in this new text post juicy karma.

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👤︎ u/Driddle07
📅︎ Jul 21 2016
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What did Kurt Cobain's lawn sing to the gardener?

Rake me,

Rake me, my friend.

I'm not the only lawn,

Whoaoaoaooo

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📅︎ Nov 15 2018
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I bought a leaf broom for my bakery...

... now I'm raking in the dough.

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👤︎ u/TheLe99
📅︎ Apr 10 2018
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Dad joked my dad.

Dad: "if you're not doing anything can you rake up the leaves?.... Actually don't worry about it, I'll do it later"

Me: "so I should leaf it then?

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👤︎ u/luklux
📅︎ May 19 2015
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The wife just rolled her eyes.

I was raking leaves in the backyard.

Wife: Boy there sure are a lot of leaves in the yard.

Me: I know, its unbeLEAFable!

Heh, I still think its funny.

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