What is the first thing a ruler does in a duel?
It sizes up the opponent.
What did Liam Neeson say when Obi Wan beat Qui-Gon in a light saber duel?
You win, McGregor
Two cowboys have a duel, which one goes to heaven?
The holier one.
I won a duel last week with a block of cheddar cheese. How you might ask?
Because it was extra sharp.
I was at piano duel, and then all of a sudden the cops broke down the door and arrested the pianist.
He was arrested for fingering the wrong minor
Why couldn’t the cowboy walk after the duel?
He was de-feeted!
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My brother-in-law told me he wanted to duel at midnight
I said I'd see him at High Moon.
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A man showed up for a duel armed only with a pencil and paper...
He then proceeded to draw his weapon.
The Ultimate dad Joke Duel
https://youtu.be/MepBeEpEQcM
The Ultimate Dad Joke Duel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXDh-1dvkNs
What is the first thing a ruler does in a duel?
It sizes up the opponent.
The Ultimate Dad Joke Duel
From College Humor: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MepBeEpEQcM
The Ultimate Dad Joke Duel [College Humor]
The Ultimate Dad Joke Duel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MepBeEpEQcM
Classics everywhere with an absolute masterpiece at the end.
The Ultimate Dad Joke Duel
The duel of the century
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXDh-1dvkNs
Ultimate Dad Joke Duel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXDh-1dvkNs
The ultimate Dad Joke duel (X-post /r/videos)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MepBeEpEQcM
The Ultimate Dad Joke Duel VIDEO
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