The other day I was stood in a queue for the barbers, the line was so long they started handing out burgers and hot dogs.

Best barber-queue I’ve ever been too

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ismashket
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It’s a barbie queue
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πŸ‘€︎ u/stranger_tangs
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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In which country is it mandatory to wait in queues?

In Kuwait

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sanehussain
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2021
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Did you hear about the queue for practical jokes?

It was a great punch-line.

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What do you call a group of cats in a queue?

A Feline

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_thecoolnerd
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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The last 4 letters of β€œqueue” aren’t silent

They’re waiting for their turn

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πŸ‘€︎ u/i_m_bm
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2019
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Most people think that the word β€œQueue” is just the letter β€œQ” followed by four silent letters. But they are not silent.

They are just waiting their turn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HarshMillennium
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2020
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Hear the joke about a bunch of fat tourists standing in a queue?

It's got a terrible paunch line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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I've just seen a queue at the local graveyard..

For some reason, people are dying to get in there

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mike_R0we_Wave
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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The queues outside the cemetery are crazy.

People are dying to get in there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TomWaah
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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You would expect A Queue to go in order

but it skips b c d e f g h I j k l m n o and p

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πŸ‘€︎ u/G3RRRIT
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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The word queue is ironic.

It's just a 'q' with a bunch of silent letters waiting in a line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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What do you call a dinosaur that pushed in in the queue?

Weretheydefinitelybeforeus?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hansenator
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2020
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A sculptor made a queue of iron cats.

It's a Fe line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2020
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On a hot summer day, a woman has a hankering for a hot dog. She walks to the nearest hot dog stand and gets in line. Looking up to the front of the queue, she sees an elderly gentleman ordering a bratwurst...

He picks up the ketchup bottle, glances at it and gives a hearty chuckle before slathering his brat in ketchup.

Puzzled, the woman watches as the next customer, a young girl, walks up to order her hot dog.

As she takes the container of relish, she bursts into a fit of giggles and walks off with her food, still laughing merrily.

A middle-aged man steps up next. Shoveling sauerkraut onto his hot dog, he laughs uproariously and walks away grinning.

When she reaches the front of the line, the woman asks the hot dog vendor,

β€œExcuse me, sir, but why does everyone laugh when they get their hot dogs?”

β€œIt’s simple, ma’am.” he says, handing her a piping-hot sausage. β€œI’m surprised you haven’t discovered for yourself.”

Glancing at the mustard, the woman lets loose a peal of laughter.

β€œYa see, ma’am? The real_joke’s always in the condiments!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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A bunch of boxers are waiting in a queue to hit a man in the face

The punchline is in the title

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ollieacappella
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2019
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Why did The Executioner jump the queue?

Because he was trying to get Ahead

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sudeep_bablu
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2019
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I was in the queue for a nightclub. Just as I was about to walk in the bouncers put their arms out to stop me.

They said, "You can't come in, we're full."

I said, "I'll come back when you're hungry then."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2019
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Benedict Cumberbatch should name his child "Queue"

Cucumber Batch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iDontDoThisMuch
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2015
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I once went to a potluck dinner where the queue for the food was really organized, but the one for the drinks was just a large clump of people wondering who was next.

It was a terrible punch line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TakaComics
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2017
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cctblues
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2014
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Did you hear about the queue at the boxing machine?

That was the punch line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LJMcMillan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2018
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I wonder, is there a Pho queue in London?
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2017
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I was once in a queue with John Miles and Miles Davis

It didn't take long, but it went on for Miles and Miles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KitchenParty
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2017
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Scarra shows us how to dodge the Queue. reddit.com/r/leagueoflege…
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2014
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How my Dad deals with queue jumpers...

A man pushes in front of me and my Dad in the queue for the turnstiles at a football match

Dad - Do you like fish?

Queue Jumper - Yes, why?

Dad - Because there's a Plaice for you at the back of the line.

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On queues and quenchers.

Dinner time at my parents, for which my mother has prepared a bowl of cool, refreshing punch.

"You better hurry up if you want a glass, otherwise you'll have to wait for the punchline".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HGlpIyHk9LiGP
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2013
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People think that the word 'queue' is just 'Q' followed by 4 silent letters

But those letters aren't silent, they're just waiting their turn

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2020
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Queue is just one letter followed by four silent letters

They must be waiting for their turn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/divinetaco
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2018
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The final four letters in the word β€œqueue” aren’t silent...

They’re just waiting their turn...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2018
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Letters ueue in Queue are not silent

They are waiting for their turn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingMarkhor
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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Why do you pronounce β€œqueue” as β€œq”?

Because the other letters are waiting in line.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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Why do you pronounce "queue" as "q"?

Because the other letters are waiting in line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2019
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-ueue isn't silent in queue...

They're just waiting their turn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stringer50
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2019
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Why does "Queue" have five letters?

One for the sound and the rest are waiting their turn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SandiegoJack
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