Best barber-queue I’ve ever been too
In Kuwait
It was a great punch-line.
A Feline
They’re waiting for their turn
They are just waiting their turn.
It's got a terrible paunch line.
For some reason, people are dying to get in there
People are dying to get in there.
but it skips b c d e f g h I j k l m n o and p
It's just a 'q' with a bunch of silent letters waiting in a line.
Weretheydefinitelybeforeus?
He picks up the ketchup bottle, glances at it and gives a hearty chuckle before slathering his brat in ketchup.
Puzzled, the woman watches as the next customer, a young girl, walks up to order her hot dog.
As she takes the container of relish, she bursts into a fit of giggles and walks off with her food, still laughing merrily.
A middle-aged man steps up next. Shoveling sauerkraut onto his hot dog, he laughs uproariously and walks away grinning.
When she reaches the front of the line, the woman asks the hot dog vendor,
“Excuse me, sir, but why does everyone laugh when they get their hot dogs?”
“It’s simple, ma’am.” he says, handing her a piping-hot sausage. “I’m surprised you haven’t discovered for yourself.”
Glancing at the mustard, the woman lets loose a peal of laughter.
“Ya see, ma’am? The real_joke’s always in the condiments!"
The punchline is in the title
Because he was trying to get Ahead
They said, "You can't come in, we're full."
I said, "I'll come back when you're hungry then."
Cucumber Batch.
It was a terrible punch line.
That was the punch line.
It didn't take long, but it went on for Miles and Miles.
A man pushes in front of me and my Dad in the queue for the turnstiles at a football match
Dad - Do you like fish?
Queue Jumper - Yes, why?
Dad - Because there's a Plaice for you at the back of the line.
Dinner time at my parents, for which my mother has prepared a bowl of cool, refreshing punch.
"You better hurry up if you want a glass, otherwise you'll have to wait for the punchline".
But those letters aren't silent, they're just waiting their turn
They must be waiting for their turn.
They’re just waiting their turn...
They are waiting for their turn.
Because the other letters are waiting in line.
Because the other letters are waiting in line.
They're just waiting their turn.
One for the sound and the rest are waiting their turn.
