A list of puns related to "Psychiatrist"
The doctor asks, "When did this start?"
Patient replies, "Next Tuesday"
He had cracked up
He said, "What do you mean by that?"
The man sits down and the psychiatrist says “What problems are you having?” The man says “Doctor I’ve been having the weirdest dreams, last night I dreamed that I was a teepee then the next night I dreamt I was a wigwam.” The psychiatrist sits for a moment and thinks after a moment he says “I think I know your problem you’re two tents.”
The bastard put me on Xanax!
The psychiatrist said, "I can clearly see your nuts."
Because the P is silent
Doc: lie down on the couch and we’ll discuss this.
Me: I’m not allowed on the couch.
A Freudian Slip!
She said, I'll keep you posted...
Shrink rap
The p is silent.
heatshrink
Now he can hear the voices too !
It only takes one, but it takes a long time and the light bulb has to want to change.
Enemas, people needed to just let some shit go.
He said, "No hablo Ingles."
The psychiatrist says "Well I can clearly see your nuts"
It was his first basket case
Le down
"There is nothing wrong with a good healthy imagination to help a child to develop and this is very common and nothing to worry about at all." said the psychiatrist.
I grimaced, "We haven't got a son."
"The world dosen't REVOLVER-ound you."
The shrink takes one look at him and says “I can clearly see your nuts!”
He told me to get off the couch.
Turns out I'm bat shit crazy
I replied that it didn't surprise me because she's been giving me a piece of it every day for last 30 years.
and now I can't seem to get her off my mind.
They always know when some one is quackers.
He's treated much worse cases of inferiority complex than mine!
The psychiatrist says "I can clearly see your nuts."
He said "Alright, you're pretty ugly too."
It was always two tired.
It had lost its bearings and became derailed.
It had cycle logical problems.
The cycle paths were starting to rub off on it.
It was fed up with being taken for a ride.
It suspected it was becoming cycle-chotic.
It had been too long since it last spoke to a professional.
We’ll see about that
Because the P is silent
Because the 'P' is silent.
..... because the P is silent.
”I can clearly see you're nuts....”
Because the “P” is silent.
Because the 'p' is silent.
It only takes one, but the lightbulb has to want to change first.
Doctor takes one look at him, and says " Clearly I see you're nuts!"
The psychiatrist says “Sir, I can clearly see your nuts”
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