The Psychiatrist Puns

A list of puns related to "The Psychiatrist"

I came from the psychiatrist and I have good and bad news

I'm bipolar

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👤︎ u/MuFP
📅︎ May 26 2021
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Why can't you hear a psychiatrist use the bathroom?

The P is silent!

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Edit: thanks for the hugz award!

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👤︎ u/CuteAutumnBear
📅︎ Apr 18 2021
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Going into the bathroom in the middle of the night trying not to wake up anybody is like a psychiatrist.

The pee is silent.

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👤︎ u/RaidJago88
📅︎ Mar 17 2021
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Man goes to a psychiatrist and tells him that he thinks he can see into the future.

The doctor asks, "When did this start?"

Patient replies, "Next Tuesday"

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👤︎ u/marycartlizer
📅︎ Feb 16 2021
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I went to the psychiatrist because I keep acting like a dog.

Doc: lie down on the couch and we’ll discuss this.

Me: I’m not allowed on the couch.

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👤︎ u/cerebolic-parabellum
📅︎ Dec 05 2020
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Why don’t you hear psychiatrists when they go to the bathroom?

The p is silent.

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👤︎ u/LorenaBobbedIt
📅︎ May 17 2020
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What did the psychiatrist say when a man wearing nothing but saran wrap walked in to the office?

”I can clearly see you're nuts....”

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👤︎ u/mefingers
📅︎ Sep 19 2020
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What was the number one drug prescribed by psychiatrists in 2020?

Enemas, people needed to just let some shit go.

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👤︎ u/chrono_bound20xx
📅︎ Jul 29 2020
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At graduation the psychiatrist was given a wicker attache

It was his first basket case

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👤︎ u/googonite
📅︎ Jun 15 2020
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What did the French psychiatrist say to the patient?

Le down

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👤︎ u/jspittman
📅︎ May 25 2020
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What did the psychiatrist say to the narcissistic cowboy?

"The world dosen't REVOLVER-ound you."

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👤︎ u/elektrikpantz
📅︎ Apr 21 2020
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I took my wife to the psychiatrist and he said that she's completely lost her mind.

I replied that it didn't surprise me because she's been giving me a piece of it every day for last 30 years.

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👤︎ u/crackypwns
📅︎ Apr 18 2019
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Why did the bicycle see the psychiatrist?

  1. It was always two tired.

  2. It had lost its bearings and became derailed.

  3. It had cycle logical problems.

  4. The cycle paths were starting to rub off on it.

  5. It was fed up with being taken for a ride.

  6. It suspected it was becoming cycle-chotic.

  7. It had been too long since it last spoke to a professional.

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👤︎ u/Spotted_Lady
📅︎ May 17 2018
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Why did the crows' psychiatrist get sent to jail?

Because he committed a murder!

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👤︎ u/LottaLottaMusic
📅︎ Mar 12 2019
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I read that a midget psychiatrist broke out of jail the other day

They said there's a small medium at large

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👤︎ u/MrPezza
📅︎ Jul 28 2018
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I went to the psychiatrist and told her that I was a painting.

She said that I was being framed.

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👤︎ u/sodomicity
📅︎ Dec 30 2018
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Why did the bunny go to the psychiatrist?

He was unhoppy.

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👤︎ u/Bardner
📅︎ Jan 27 2018
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The psychiatrist was excited to receive a wicker attache. reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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👤︎ u/GregoryTheBlack
📅︎ Jun 24 2018
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Why can’t you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom?

Because the P is silent

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👤︎ u/vamplestat666
📅︎ Dec 21 2020
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Why can’t you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom?

Because the P is silent

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👤︎ u/12mpclark
📅︎ Dec 05 2020
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Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom?

Because the 'P' is silent.

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👤︎ u/tricky1973
📅︎ Sep 08 2020
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Why can't you hear the Psychiatrist using the toilet?

..... because the P is silent.

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👤︎ u/socdist
📅︎ Aug 30 2020
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Why can’t you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom?

Because the “P” is silent.

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👤︎ u/sierrasport
📅︎ Jun 30 2020
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Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom?

Because the 'p' is silent.

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👤︎ u/Jaylefko
📅︎ Nov 28 2019
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