What cell service provider do track stars use?
What's the name of the largest cell service provider for alien life forms?
What was the cell phone provider's baby's first word ?
Eddy Grant has started a very profitable energy provider for homes
Have you seen his Electric Revenue?
Kid: "Dad! Who's our internet service provider?"
Talking about cellphone providers
Did you hear about the phone provider where you can order hot drinks?
My cell phone provider announced that they were going to provide me with unlimited data, then they texted me this...
I'm the sole provider for my family...
They can buy the rest of the shoes themselves for all I care...
Why did the dead man see his primary health care provider?
Why doesn’t Santa have to provide health insurance for his workers?
They’re technically Elf employed
My 6 yr old son has an attitude problem at the dinner table. He barely eats and always makes the rudest comments about the home-cooked food we provide him, so tonight we tried alphabet soup.
I really hope he eats his words.
Upon seeing a gorgeous girl at the party, I knew I had to meet her. So I approached and told her about a special-purpose ship designed to move and navigate through frozen waters, and provide safe waterways for other boats and ships.
I've used it before and it works. It's the perfect icebreaker.
would provide energy for sure
What do you call it when a musical group provides assistance?
A national coin shortage must provide some much needed relief for people who don’t like change.
I asked my boss if he would donate to my organization that provides medical support to Asian children with terminal diseases so they don’t have to be put down.
He hasn’t responded yet, but when he does I’ll find out if he supports youth in Asia.
In response to the American coin shortage, Canada has committed to providing the U.S. aid
What do you call a fortune teller that provides his services for free?
Do you know what is used to provide vision at night at school playgrounds?
How does a baby look something up?
They "Goo Goo" it.
[This joke provided courtesy of my seven-year old.]
I'm thinking about starting a company to provide Wi-Fi in public swimming areas.
I'm going to call it IP in Pools
Thank you God for providing me and my family with these instant noodles for supper.
This quarantine has provided me the perfect opportunity to start a yacht making company in my attic...
Sails are through the roof!
He can provide you with fresh prints.
I didn't think my friend's MacGyver-ed flashlight contraption would work until he provided a detailed description.
It was very illuminating.
Scotland has made the decision to provide free sanitary products.
I would have predicted a trial period.
A KING WHO PROVIDES FREE ELECTRICITY TO HIS KINGDOM...
Our local pet store provides quality puns.
Did you hear the joke about the cows that provided milk for the Roman Army?
You totally should. It's legion-dairy.
Never trust a shoe salesman who doubles as a drug dealer
As a sole provider they'll likely get you something that's laced.
What do you call a three legged dalmation who provides free internet.
These guys provide custom 'pens'
The Turings
Everybody knows Alan Turing who cracked the enigma codes.
But nobody knows his sister Kay, who provided all his snacks, sandwiches and drinks.
There were two friends and one of them wanted to open up a gelato shop.
When the friend finally got the location to run the shop he tried to get some experienced and dedicated employees. However, he soon realized that all the good employees for a gelato shop were already working at some nearby locations. So he had to deal with some mediocre people who didn’t care that much about gelatos. Then a day before the opening of the shop the person who was supposed to provide the materials for the gelatos called in as sick. Finally there were also some teenagers who decided to steal some of the decorations.
When the friend told this story the other friend then said,
#“Man, you have gelat of problems.”
My friend is a pretty unsuccessful farmer. But he tries a lot to promote his business on social media by providing a new profile picture every 3 months. Unfortunately the picture always seems to have his head or side chopped off a bit.
Another season, another bad crop.
I’m working for a charity that provides support for elderly grapes
My job is in raisin awareness.
I was going to provide my local bank with a loan
After giving birth, I quit my job. The exit questionnaire asked: “What else could the management provide — that might have prevented you from leaving?”
My wife wanted me to be there for her operation to provide "moral support"
I told her she should probably talk to a priest instead.
My friend can't pronounce his Rs, so his butler stopped providing him with red wine.
Being married is like staying at a fancy hotel. My wife provides turn-down service every night.
How do you provide power to the underworld?
Through the darkest hours you've been there for me, working through my mistakes, and you've always been able to provide me with answers.
I'm thinking about starting a company to provide Wi-Fi in public swimming areas..
I'm going to call it IP in Pools
Everybody knows Alan Turing who cracked the enigma codes...
But nobody knows his sister Kay, who provided all his snacks, sandwiches and drinks
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