A list of puns related to "Privacy"
The ICU
Atleast that's what she said in her diary.
One day, the dad went to use the bathroom, thinking it was unused. There was a loud crash and he sighed, staring down at the scattered mess on the floor.
"Please, son," he said, "will you quit leaving the door a jar?"
At least that’s what I read in her diary.
I.C.U.P
...does that make you a HIPAAcrite?
Because he was dressing
That was my last post on Facebook before I deactivated my account. People thought it was funny but I wonder how long until they realize what it actually meant.
They are GDPARRRRR! Compliant.
Anony-mousse!
Anony-moose!
Got wife good tonight. She had just laid out all the kid's Xmas presents in the guest room with sacks and wrapping paper, scissors, etc and instructed me how she wanted it done.
Then our daughter barges in. Wife scrambles to cover the gifts. So I say:
> "Mommies and Daddies need privacy sometimes. We have sacks in here!"
The ICU
The ICU
At least that's what she said in her diary.
At least that's what she said in her diary
At least that's what she says in her diary.
At least that's what she said in her diary.
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