Swordfish.
Now I have salmonella.
(I’m sorry, it’s a fishy joke)
Download GREEK Protector today!
I'm at a loss for wards.
Because otherwise you need hearing aids
.....cheesy pick up lines will become dad jokes.
Bubble rap
A wind-shield
I said “yes they are.”
Because Batman has sworn to protect goth ham
"Oh, just a couple of minutes ago."
I responded that nudists are defined by their lack of jeans
Edit: there->their
Edit 2: Awards? Wow! I'd like to thank the Academy, the community, my wife, and the man who made this post possible, my father in law!
It was a night knight fort for Fortnight for a fortnight.
Assguard.
She'd Mascarpone.
Dad:Their effort goes in vein.
Well, not anymore but that used to be the case
Regular workers must wear small face shields, while Managers get to use the super-visors.
So when I was younger, me and a couple of friends went on a little trip to the beach. We had a lot of fun there swimming around, making a campfire, all that jazz. Some of us wanted to build sandcastles and get em as high as we could so we could pretend we were knights protecting them.
So some kids started running around being annoying and destroying the sand castles and it got to the point where one of my friends got so protective of his castle, he started punching anyone who even got close. You know how kids are, the other ones got closer and were like “we arent even touching it, calm down!” but he wasnt having any of that so he drew a line in the sand and said “if you step over this line, i WILL punch you..”
that was the punch line >insert finger guns<
Because now she had aunty bodies around her.
Go for the juggler.
I'm in the 'Fitness Protection Programme '
So you don't get mermaids.
You don't want to catch D-VD
I shutter to think of the cost
VPNna
Switch to Heineken.
He said....
No one likes a brown nose.
...so he called in his court wizard to devise a means of defense. The wizard set to work at once. First, he wove a net, tightly so that nothing could escape. Then he traveled to the nearby lake.
For three days, he went to the edge of a dock, and cast his net into the water. Each time, he collected many small fish, until he had gathered thousands.
He then took the fish to his study, and carefully processed them, crushing them into a sticky paste. Warming the paste, he began to lather it across the walls of the maze.
When the king learned of this, he was very angry.
"How dare you cover my walls with fish paste!" he said.
The wizard replied, "But sire, everyone knows to protect a labyrinth, one must use a minnow tar."
Its called the iLid
Which witch would watch which watch?
This is sound advice.
And through it all, he offered me protection...
He thought he was supposed to protect and swerve.
Because Batman has sworn to protect goth ham.
Because Batman has sworn to protect goth ham.
