What's the best way to protect yourself from a group of angry clowns?

Go for the juggler.

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👤︎ u/jfshay
📅︎ Jun 09 2020
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Have you heard about the groups of feline warriors that protects the immune system?

They call themselves the gang-lions.

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Texted my family a post on the front page and my dad shot back with this. Should have seen it coming
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👤︎ u/curly_Q
📅︎ Nov 13 2013
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So I'm a new dad, but I think I'm doing this dad joke thing right.

I'm a newly minted dad as of three months ago, but I've been practicing my dad jokes for years. In other words, I'm great at bad puns and face palming humor.

I gathered with a group of friends to see an old friend who we hadn't seen for a while. She was telling us about her new boyfriend. After saying that he was a cop, and also a culinary student I quickly quipped:

"So he really does Protect AND Serve."

Followed by a big new dad grin.

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