Captain America doesn’t even call them Freedom Fries.
Freedom cannot exist in a vacuum.
It must suck for you!
Milk has freedom of thought when angry.
They just want to get out of container when they're boiling.
The colours red, white and blue are the colours of freedom.
Until they are flashing behind you.
I can picture the powers of the future, stronger than ever, and the resistance fighting desperately against them for freedom...
Before every battle, the resistors meditate saying, "ohm..."
What's the price of freedom? imgur.com/amMcS8b
The date of a prisoner's freedom should be called a period
because it's the end of their sentence.
What did the WWII French freedom fighter do in the bathroom?
The Piss de resistance.
What do you call tea that tastes like freedom?
LiberTEA
(Im not sorry)
Why are there no knock-knock jokes about freedom?
Because freedom rings
When do Red White, and Blue not symbolize freedom?
When you’re going 85 on surface streets, with them behind you in flashing lights.
I can't tell you my views on freedom of speech.
Between the First Amendment's freedom of assembly and the Eighth Amendment's no cruel and unusual punishment, the US Constitution is basically saying "some assembly required, battery not included."
You know, it's really ironic how the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom.
Except when there flashing behind you.
Why can't you tell knock knock jokes about American freedom?
Because in America, freedom rings!
Freedom cheese for me, please
Some say the French make the best cheese, but I would have to dis a brie
