I pine fir the good oak days, when it was poplar to spruce up the living room with a real tree.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/und88
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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This Pic is Pretty Poplar
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BiochemBeer
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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Building a shelf and couldn't decide on wood type, so I went with most poplar imgur.com/4HJD9qe
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cranky_Windlass
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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I wish tree jokes were more poplar
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thug_Lawyer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2018
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Did you guys know that wood is the most poplar building material on the planet?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/breakone9r
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2018
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Contrary to poplar belief,

I am not an arborist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lol_camis
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2016
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I see more and more woodworkers making things out of poplar.

It's becoming quite...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/agoatforavillage
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2017
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What tree is bought the most at the plant store?

The poplar tree

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πŸ‘€︎ u/samcp12
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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Whenever someone asks me if I prefer maples, elms, or oaks, my response is always the same:

"It's not a poplar tree contest."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ganders81
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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A man was beaten to death with a tree branch

It seems he wasn't very poplar, and is now deciduously less alive. If he returns from the dead, he'll definitely be pining for revenge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hello_Hurricane
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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Pray for the dog
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πŸ‘€︎ u/isupportpewds
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2019
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Good one from my dad: "I can cut wood by just looking at it"

Came up during a conversation about having a bonfire

Dad "Here's something you might not have known about me, I can cut wood by just looking at it"

Me, fully expecting a dad joke: "I don't believe you but would you care to elaborate"

Dad: "Its true! I saw it with my own eyes"

He giggled to himself for about 10 minutes after that one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sb95500
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2016
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Aspen trees are so cool.

They’re the most poplar trees in the forest.

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What did the one tree say to the other tree?

Nice ash! You must be very poplar!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Geaux_Phish
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2020
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Wood is a very forgiving material to work with

That's why Jesus is a carpenter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ultrafas_tidious
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2019
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So I’m trying to work on tree puns

I guess you can say I’m branching out and sprucing them up a bit. They’re oak-ay at the moment. But nothing that would leaf you hanging.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jmiddleton6
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2018
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Not many people liked the new tree I planted.

It wasn’t very poplar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JonSolo1
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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It's a shame there aren't more jokes for arborists...

I guess they aren't a very poplar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XOIIO
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2019
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What is the best way to carve wood?

Whittle by whittle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jawknee_homicide
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2017
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What kind of trees have the most friends?

Poplar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/QuietGiantWRX
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2018
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Why do the trees have a better democratic system than the U.S.?

Because they elect their leader based on the poplar vote

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πŸ‘€︎ u/littlegirlhehe
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2018
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Made a dadjoke instead of a sale. Wooden you?

We sell wooden soap dishes, made of various kinds of wood, as part of our business. When I get asked which is our best seller, I pick one up and say "This one is real poplar."

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There we were, driving through a small southern town with my mom and she says, β€œMaple, elm, cedar, all these streets are named after trees. I wonder why.”

Then there’s me over here, β€œI guess tree names were poplar. β€œ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mapkar
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2018
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What kind of tree would a hipster be?

He'd be a tree before it was poplar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CivilInfamy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2017
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Woodn't you laugh?

Me:(holding poplar board) This is one of our biggest sellers

Coworker: really?

Me: Yep, it's one of our most poplar items!

*cue groans *

Me: Sorry, I feel like I made an ash of myself with that joke. I was just pining for attention.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Norsbane
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2016
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Groans up..

Did you hear about the pretty sapling that entered high school?

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Ya, she got in with the poplar birches.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gtRio
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2017
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The look on my mom's face was priceless.

Last saturday, I was at my parents' house to watch the game. While my dad and I are watching, my mom is on her laptop looking at trees to plant in the back yard, and constantly asking my dad what he thinks about every species of tree she comes across. Suddenly, my mom's phone receives several text messages, emails, and app notifications simultaneously. My dad looks at her and says, "Well, aren't you Poplar today? Leaf me alone and go check your phone." I laughed my ass off, as did he. She was not amused.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zaaryk
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2016
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Corny Tree Joke

My dad and I are working at our farm. He's cutting trees down and I'm burning them. We're taking a break together when he says, "Well, I better go cut the rest of those poplar trees down." He stands up and starts walking towards the trees. He gets a few steps away and says, "They're poplar trees because all the other trees like them." He's such a funny guy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andvoila
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2013
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What kind of tree has the most friends?

poplar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPalancik
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2017
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Why did the maple tree not have any friends?

Because he wasn't poplar.

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