I am not an arborist.
It's becoming quite...
The poplar tree
"It's not a poplar tree contest."
It seems he wasn't very poplar, and is now deciduously less alive. If he returns from the dead, he'll definitely be pining for revenge.
Came up during a conversation about having a bonfire
Dad "Here's something you might not have known about me, I can cut wood by just looking at it"
Me, fully expecting a dad joke: "I don't believe you but would you care to elaborate"
Dad: "Its true! I saw it with my own eyes"
He giggled to himself for about 10 minutes after that one.
Theyβre the most poplar trees in the forest.
Nice ash! You must be very poplar!
That's why Jesus is a carpenter
I guess you can say Iβm branching out and sprucing them up a bit. Theyβre oak-ay at the moment. But nothing that would leaf you hanging.
It wasnβt very poplar.
I guess they aren't a very poplar.
Whittle by whittle
Poplar
Because they elect their leader based on the poplar vote
We sell wooden soap dishes, made of various kinds of wood, as part of our business. When I get asked which is our best seller, I pick one up and say "This one is real poplar."
Then thereβs me over here, βI guess tree names were poplar. β
He'd be a tree before it was poplar.
Me:(holding poplar board) This is one of our biggest sellers
Coworker: really?
Me: Yep, it's one of our most poplar items!
*cue groans *
Me: Sorry, I feel like I made an ash of myself with that joke. I was just pining for attention.
Did you hear about the pretty sapling that entered high school?
:
Ya, she got in with the poplar birches.
Last saturday, I was at my parents' house to watch the game. While my dad and I are watching, my mom is on her laptop looking at trees to plant in the back yard, and constantly asking my dad what he thinks about every species of tree she comes across. Suddenly, my mom's phone receives several text messages, emails, and app notifications simultaneously. My dad looks at her and says, "Well, aren't you Poplar today? Leaf me alone and go check your phone." I laughed my ass off, as did he. She was not amused.
My dad and I are working at our farm. He's cutting trees down and I'm burning them. We're taking a break together when he says, "Well, I better go cut the rest of those poplar trees down." He stands up and starts walking towards the trees. He gets a few steps away and says, "They're poplar trees because all the other trees like them." He's such a funny guy.
poplar
Because he wasn't poplar.
