A list of puns related to "Ponying"
Because he was a little horse
I was a lil Hoarse.
in a horse unstable
It sounds a little hoarse
I’m a little horse.
The bartender says "what didn't catch that? Say that again!" so the pony hands the bartender a note, "sorry I'm just getting over Covid and I'm a little hoarse!"
He was a little horse.
This is a true story (really is). One day my wife and I were driving through the country, and we saw a farm with horses in the field. Near the road there was a corral with some mules, and another corral with Shetland ponies. I told her that I wanted to get a Shetland pony and name it Laryngitis. She asked, "Why would you name it Laryngitis?" I replied, "Because it would be a little hoarse."
Because it's a little hoarse.
The horsepital
(my 7 year old daughter trying to cheer me up while I’m quarantining with Covid)
The man says “well he’s a little horse”
Of horse they should! Why wouldn’t nay?
It only worked partially. I woke up this morning, and now my throat’s a little hoarse!
I normally cook a turkey, but whatever makes them happy!
He was diagnosed a little horse.
Thank you.... you're a great crowd.
Since she was a little ho(a)rse.
He says to the clerk, "do you have any cough syrup? I'm a little horse."
Save them to your Phone and always have witty jokes at the palm of your hand.
3.14 percent of sailors are pi-rates.
5/4 of people admit they’re bad at fractions.
A bartender broke up with her boyfriend, but he kept asking her for another shot.
A brain walks into a bar and takes a seat. “I’d like some wings and a pint of beer, please,” it says. “Sorry, but I can’t serve you,” the bartender replies. “You’re out of your head.”
A cheeseburger walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'Sorry, we don't serve food here.'
A college education now costs $100,000, but it produces three very proud people: the student, his mama, and his pauper.
A couple of cups of yogurt walk into a country club. “We don’t serve your kind here,” the bartender says. “Why not?” one yogurt asks. “We’re cultured.”
A friend of mine didn’t pay his exorcist. He got repossessed.
A friend of mine is known for sweeping girls off their feet. He’s an extremely aggressive janitor.
A guy walks into a bar, and there’s a horse serving drinks. The horse asks, “What are you staring at? Haven’t you ever seen a horse tending bar before?” The guy says, “It’s not that. I just never thought the parrot would sell the place.”
A guy walks into a bar...and he was disqualified from the limbo contest.
A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender says, “What’s with the paper towel?” The pirate says, “Arrr! I’ve got a Bounty on me head!”
A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police ask him what happened, the shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast.”
Armed robbers—some say they’re a drain on society, but you’ve got to give it to them.
Barbers…you have to take your hat off to them.
Can February March? No, but April May!
Cooking out this weekend? Don’t forget the pickle. It’s kind of a big dill.
Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I don't think they'll fit me.
Dad, can you put the cat out? I didn't know it was on fire.
Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got them all cut!
Dad: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Son: No. What happened? Dad: The teacher woke him up.
Daughter: I have a lot of friends named Nathan. There’s Nathan Miller, Nathan Radcliff, Nathan Lewis… Me: When they are together, do you call them the United Nathans?
Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems.
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? I was heels over head!
Did you hear about the aquatic sea mammals that escape
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He'll always be a little horse
She was a little horse.
He was a little hoarse.
A little hoarse.
A little horse
It was a little ho(a)rse
i told her not to worry cuz itz just a little hoarse
Because he was a little horse
It was diagnosed a little horse.
Because it was a little horse.
He was a little hoarse
Their voice was a little horse
The bartender says “Could you repeat that?”
The pony replies “sorry, I’m just a little horse.”
A little hoarse.
He got a little hoarse.
He'll always be a little horse
A little hoarse.
I think a traditional turkey would taste better, but it's her choice.
It pointed to its throat and whispered. The doctor said "it seems that you're a little hoarse."
"I'm a little hoarse"
Unfortunately, he was a little hoarse.
I'm a little hoarse.
The doctor assures the pony everything is alright, he's just a little hoarse.
Why could the little pony not talk...?
Because he was a little hoarse...
You might get a little hoarse.
A little horse.
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