In 1991 I had a white t-topped '84 Pontiac Trans Am. Guess what I had on the back hatch?

Spoiler Alert.

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👤︎ u/Tysciha
📅︎ Jul 01 2017
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TIL Pontiac Grand Am's were originally only sold in one color burnt orange.

The Grand Yam.

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Me and the old man were walking down a parking lot.

On the way to the store he points and laughs.

"Ha! That's illegal"

I look where he points and it is a Pontiac Torrent...

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This old guy comes into my job all the time with dad jokes & i have to pretend they are funny. "Can you name 3 cars that start with P?"

"So there is pontiac. Porsche. Packard.. You know what a Packard is, dont ya? Or is that a little before your time? How old are you? So you know what it is then, right?" So he sets up the joke incorrectly by not giving me a chance to name any. But to him, this joke is SO funny, there is no way to make it unfunny. ".. well none of them because they all start with gas." Then he turns and acts like he is about to walk out of the store, like he dropped the proverbial mic. So I feign a half smile & say "yep. Gas. Thats a good one."

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👤︎ u/dazegoby
📅︎ Dec 06 2014
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A caller gets through to a radio station contest

Radio Jockey Randy : Okay caller, here is the final question for $5,000 cash.

Contestant : I’m ready, Randy!

Radio Jockey Randy : Name three automobiles that start with ‘P’.

Contestant : Uh ... Porsche, Pontiac and Plymouth!

Radio Jockey Randy : Oh, I’m sorry contestant, those all start with GAS!

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👤︎ u/Jetavator
📅︎ Nov 07 2017
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Dad dropped this one on me back in '77.

We were driving down a Texas road late at night in my Dads' 72 Pontiac Grand Prix when a bug spalts on the windshield. The kind that makes a thud and leaves a two inch puddle of elongated goo. Without turning his attention from the road my Dad asked:

"You know what the last thing was to go through that bugs mind ?"

Suddenly, expecting some philosophical insight my father had into death I quietly asked "What?"

My Dad takes a drag on his Winston, exhales, and still never looking away from the road says: "His ass."

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👤︎ u/Zandt88
📅︎ Dec 13 2016
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Aztek

Context: Conversation between Friend 1 and Friend 2 about Friend 1's Pontiac Aztek

F1: "Hey, my car doesn't have a flippy gas cover thing, is it supposed to have one?"

F2: "I don't know actually, I'm not an expert on Aztecs, I'm more of an Inca kinda guy."

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📅︎ Jul 27 2016
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