What is the most polite building in Italy?

The Leaning Tower of PLEASE-ah!

(Courtesy of my 7-year old daughter just a few minutes ago.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NauticalPants
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The Trump White House is so polite these days.

Everyone there is saying β€œPardon me” all the time now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/world-shaker
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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I asked my wife to describe me in 5 words. She said I'm mature, I'm moral, I'm pure, I'm polite and I'm perfect! Then she added that I also...

...had a fundamental lack of understanding about apostrophes and spaces...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2020
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Dan Rather asks, "Why is the White House suddenly a very polite place to work?" twitter.com/DanRather/sta…
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Which is the most polite food in the world?

Cultured greens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/davensdad
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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I don’t like discussing North and South in polite company.

I find those topics to be quite polarizing.

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I’ve just had a very polite drink. ‬

β€ͺIt was mostly cordial. ‬

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vbloke
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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Our new librarian is very polite and I think she is Italian...

I took a book back that was months overdue, but rather than charging me, she just said, "That's-a-fine."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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What do you call an angry, yet polite Swedish person?

bitterswede.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheFailureKing
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2020
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What's the most polite dinosaur?

A please-iosaur

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πŸ‘€︎ u/poops-n-farts
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2020
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What do you call a polite man who builds bridges?

A civil engineer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Harry_Mote
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2019
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When picking up the coffee you ordered at Starbucks, always be appreciative and polite.

Be sure to say, "Thanks, a latte!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YeahChristopher
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2019
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What do you call a polite cheesemaker?

Curdeous

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πŸ‘€︎ u/l_phtx
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I asked my wife to say 4 things about me. She said I’m mature, I’m polite, I’m perfect, ...

....And I have no idea how apostrophes and periods work.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2018
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Be polite when eating a French sandwìch

That’s baguetiquette

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theguant
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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A walking treasure chest full of gold grabs a random man and hands him over to a polite redditor. Redditor says:

Thank you for the stranger kind gold

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hanu_
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2019
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If a polite but unclean man was heavily into wordplay...

...would he have a pun-gent odor?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spotted_Lady
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2018
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My workplace won an award for "Most Polite Exit Signs".

Nice going!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2018
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Why should the number 288 never be mentioned in polite company?

It's two gross

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2018
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What do the French say when they curse in polite company?

"Excusez mon français!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wasprobot
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2019
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Why didn't the polite Hispanic like his bland food?

Por flavor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrsakilla
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2019
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How do you describe a polite german lemon?

Bitte(r)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neudeu
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
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What did the polite cannibal say to his victim?

It’s nice to meat you!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simm4582
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2019
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Being polite

When women wear bikinis they expose 90% of their body I'm polite I only look at the covered parts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imag6731
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2018
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What country is more polite than "Kenya"

>!"Maya"!<

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rmlrmlchess
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2018
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Dad: Ocean's being real polite today

Me: What do you mean the ocean's being polite?
Dad: It keeps waving at us
Me: ugh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hutimuti
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2016
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Why are conventions in Hartford, CT polite and respectful?

Because it's con-etiquette

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Why are wheat farmers not polite company?

They are always using bulgur language.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mistermajik2000
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2018
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What do a polite Frenchman and a compassionate Englishman have in common?

No, merci.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jerkstore_84
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2017
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This studious, polite, and respectful girl walked down the catwalk...

I said that's model behavior

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My dad told me why he's always so polite.

He says it's because he's a civil engineer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/USCgamecocks
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2014
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Our new librarian is very polite and I think she is Italian...

I've just taken a book back that was months overdue but, rather than charging me, she just said, "That's-a-fine."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2017
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Our new librarian is very polite and I think she is Italian...

I just took a book back that was months overdue, but rather than charging me, she just said, "That's-a-fine!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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which dinosaur was the most polite?

plesiosaur

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