What is the most polite building in Italy?
The Leaning Tower of PLEASE-ah!
(Courtesy of my 7-year old daughter just a few minutes ago.)
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The Trump White House is so polite these days.
Everyone there is saying βPardon meβ all the time now.
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︎ Dec 02 2020
I asked my wife to describe me in 5 words. She said I'm mature, I'm moral, I'm pure, I'm polite and I'm perfect! Then she added that I also...
...had a fundamental lack of understanding about apostrophes and spaces...
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︎ Dec 02 2020
Which is the most polite food in the world?
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︎ Dec 03 2020
I donβt like discussing North and South in polite company.
I find those topics to be quite polarizing.
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︎ Nov 19 2020
Iβve just had a very polite drink. β¬
βͺIt was mostly cordial. β¬
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︎ Jun 27 2020
Our new librarian is very polite and I think she is Italian...
I took a book back that was months overdue, but rather than charging me, she just said, "That's-a-fine."
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︎ Apr 10 2020
What do you call an angry, yet polite Swedish person?
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︎ Jan 08 2020
What's the most polite dinosaur?
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︎ Jan 06 2020
What do you call a polite man who builds bridges?
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︎ Apr 08 2019
When picking up the coffee you ordered at Starbucks, always be appreciative and polite.
Be sure to say, "Thanks, a latte!"
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︎ May 14 2019
What do you call a polite cheesemaker?
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I asked my wife to say 4 things about me. She said Iβm mature, Iβm polite, Iβm perfect, ...
....And I have no idea how apostrophes and periods work.
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︎ Nov 04 2018
Be polite when eating a French sandwìch
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︎ Aug 12 2019
A walking treasure chest full of gold grabs a random man and hands him over to a polite redditor. Redditor says:
Thank you for the stranger kind gold
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︎ Sep 28 2019
If a polite but unclean man was heavily into wordplay...
...would he have a pun-gent odor?
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︎ Sep 09 2018
My workplace won an award for "Most Polite Exit Signs".
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︎ Jun 30 2018
Why should the number 288 never be mentioned in polite company?
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︎ Nov 25 2018
What do the French say when they curse in polite company?
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︎ Mar 06 2019
Why didn't the polite Hispanic like his bland food?
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︎ Feb 11 2019
How do you describe a polite german lemon?
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︎ Jan 29 2019
What did the polite cannibal say to his victim?
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Being polite
When women wear bikinis they expose 90% of their body I'm polite I only look at the covered parts
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︎ Oct 30 2018
What country is more polite than "Kenya"
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Dad: Ocean's being real polite today
Me: What do you mean the ocean's being polite?
Dad: It keeps waving at us
Me: ugh
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︎ May 27 2016
Why are conventions in Hartford, CT polite and respectful?
Because it's con-etiquette
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Why are wheat farmers not polite company?
They are always using bulgur language.
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︎ Jan 23 2018
What do a polite Frenchman and a compassionate Englishman have in common?
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︎ Feb 10 2017
This studious, polite, and respectful girl walked down the catwalk...
I said that's model behavior
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︎ Nov 01 2016
My dad told me why he's always so polite.
He says it's because he's a civil engineer.
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︎ Mar 19 2014
Our new librarian is very polite and I think she is Italian...
I've just taken a book back that was months overdue but, rather than charging me, she just said, "That's-a-fine."
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Our new librarian is very polite and I think she is Italian...
I just took a book back that was months overdue, but rather than charging me, she just said, "That's-a-fine!"
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which dinosaur was the most polite?
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