What is the most polite building in Italy?
The Leaning Tower of PLEASE-ah!
(Courtesy of my 7-year old daughter just a few minutes ago.)
The Trump White House is so polite these days.
Everyone there is saying “Pardon me” all the time now.
I asked my wife to describe me in 5 words. She said I'm mature, I'm moral, I'm pure, I'm polite and I'm perfect! Then she added that I also...
...had a fundamental lack of understanding about apostrophes and spaces...
Which is the most polite food in the world?
I don’t like discussing North and South in polite company.
I find those topics to be quite polarizing.
I’ve just had a very polite drink.
It was mostly cordial.
Our new librarian is very polite and I think she is Italian...
I took a book back that was months overdue, but rather than charging me, she just said, "That's-a-fine."
What do you call an angry, yet polite Swedish person?
What's the most polite dinosaur?
What do you call a polite man who builds bridges?
When picking up the coffee you ordered at Starbucks, always be appreciative and polite.
Be sure to say, "Thanks, a latte!"
What do you call a polite cheesemaker?
I asked my wife to say 4 things about me. She said I’m mature, I’m polite, I’m perfect, ...
....And I have no idea how apostrophes and periods work.
Be polite when eating a French sandwìch
If a polite but unclean man was heavily into wordplay...
...would he have a pun-gent odor?
My workplace won an award for "Most Polite Exit Signs".
Why should the number 288 never be mentioned in polite company?
What do the French say when they curse in polite company?
Why didn't the polite Hispanic like his bland food?
How do you describe a polite german lemon?
What did the polite cannibal say to his victim?
Being polite
When women wear bikinis they expose 90% of their body I'm polite I only look at the covered parts
What country is more polite than "Kenya"
Dad: Ocean's being real polite today
Me: What do you mean the ocean's being polite?
Dad: It keeps waving at us
Me: ugh
Why are conventions in Hartford, CT polite and respectful?
Because it's con-etiquette
Why are wheat farmers not polite company?
They are always using bulgur language.
This studious, polite, and respectful girl walked down the catwalk...
I said that's model behavior
My dad told me why he's always so polite.
He says it's because he's a civil engineer.
Our new librarian is very polite and I think she is Italian...
I've just taken a book back that was months overdue but, rather than charging me, she just said, "That's-a-fine."
Our new librarian is very polite and I think she is Italian...
I just took a book back that was months overdue, but rather than charging me, she just said, "That's-a-fine!"
which dinosaur was the most polite?
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