A list of puns related to "Polar Bear"
Cut a hole in the ice, then line the hole with peas. When the polar bear goes to take a pea, kick him in the ice hole!
It get polaroids
Snow Flakes
A solar bear
Bonus: what do you call a bear that practices dentistry?
A molar bear
Polar opposite bears
cos they can't get the wrapper off.
First drill a hole in the ice and line it with green peas. When the polar bear comes to take a pea, kick him in the icehole!
(Told to me by my dad at dinner this evening)
Because it was bipolar...
The dentist.
Because they're on polar roids.
Polar Opposites.
When the bear stops to take a pea, kick it in the ice hole!
i think it's bipolar
Because if it also lived in the south pole it would be bipolar
Thus truly making them bipolar
In a snowbank.
Dr. Sanity Claws
A roller bear!
Hes known as the bi-polar bi-polar bi polar bear.
Well, they can't all be winters.
The son looks up at his dad and says, "Hey, dad? Am I a 100% polar bear?"
The dad says, "Yes, son."
A few minutes go by and the son again asks, "You sure? Like all the way?"
The dad gets annoyed and says, "Yes, 100%. Your mothers a polar bear, I'm a polar bear, so you're a polar bear. Why do you keep asking?!"
The son responds, "Cause I'm frickin freezing!"
Because the seal was broken.
Because they all get cold feet.
Enough to break the ice.
He goes up to the bartender and says:
"I'll have a gin and...................tonic"
The bartender says:
"Why the big pause?"
The polar bear replies:
"I don't know, I was born with them."
You cut a hole in the ice and put frozen peas around it. So when they go to take a pea, you kick them in the ice hole.
He hit him right between the ice!
Enough to break the ice. Hi, I'm u/twenty-threenineteen, nice to meet you.
Frosted tips.
Polar bears in the wild will seek out holes in the ice in order to catch fish. So in order to catch a polar bear, you cut a good sized hole in the ice and to line the perimeter with sweet peas.
The bear will see the hole and come over to investigate. It will see the peas and become confused. This is your opportunity.
When the bear stops to take a pea, you jump out and kick it in the ice hole
You cut a hole in the ice over a frozen lake, and when the bear reaches in to grab a fish... You kick him in the Ice-Hole
First, you go to the grocery store and get a bunch of canned peas. Then, you brave the ice and snow and go to where the bear lives. Then, when he’s not watching, cut a big hole in the ice and carefully place the cans of peas around the edge. Finally, when the bear comes to take a pea, kick him in the ice hole ❄️
Lost.
A circumpolar bear.
You cut a hole in the ice Line the hole with peas When the polar bear bends over to take a pea, Ya kick it in the icehole!
Then, when he goes to take a pea you kick him in the ice hole.
You cut a hole in the ice and place a pea at the edge of the hole. Then you hide. When the polar bear stops to take a pea you kick it in the ice hole.
First, you drill a hole in the ice then line it with peas. When the bear comes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole.
(My daughter's joke actually)
You cut a hole in the ice and line it with peas. When the bear goes out to take a pea you kick him in the ice hole.
You start by cutting a hole in the ice. Then put peas all around it. When a bear walks up to take a pea, you kick it in the ice hole.
A Bi-Polar Bear.
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