Plenty Puns

Well, I don't cm.

Tomorrow we begin a 31 day March!

And for your convenience, it's all within the same hotdog!

You've seen the mall.

Although he's not dating currently.

I don't know how they can afford bikes.

But I feel like a lot of them are just preaching to acquire.

Because 20/20 vision means you have perfectly good sight.

Pun on a pun: I wonder if RealClearPolitics.com will catch on.

It's full of cowcium

For example, the flag is a big plus

But none of them work.

It means a lot.

A Capricornucopia

I just moved to a new area not knowing anyone. There's always plenty of friends to drop off at the pool in the morning.

We urned it.

Forget that 8 cup pot that only fills four real "cups".

I walked around, picking up discarded bottle caps and put them on peoples knees and would just look at them and say "...Knee Cap."

And walk away.

Tomorrow we begin a 31 day March!