Thereβs plenty of fish in the sea...
but somehow I ended up with a human that walks
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︎ May 23 2021
When I was a single man, I had plenty of free time.
Now that I listen to full albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
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︎ Dec 10 2020
i got plenty of jokes about unemployed people
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︎ Jul 27 2020
Apparently, there are plenty of jokes with maths abbreviations.
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︎ Jun 13 2020
You know what they say, if you've seen one big building with plenty of stores in it-
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︎ Nov 20 2019
Be sure to get plenty of sleep tonight!
Tomorrow we begin a 31 day March!
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︎ Feb 29 2020
I always have the best BBQs. I cook plenty of beef, pork and chicken...
And for your convenience, it's all within the same hotdog!
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︎ Mar 08 2020
Aquaman has plenty of fish in the sea.
Although he's not dating currently.
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︎ Jan 10 2020
I saw plenty of squirrels this morning cycling through the park.
I don't know how they can afford bikes.
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︎ Oct 14 2019
I'm sure there are plenty of televangelists who aren't just doing it for the money
But I feel like a lot of them are just preaching to acquire.
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︎ Jan 04 2019
We were driving across state over the holidays and my 4 year old tells us she has to pee. We just happened to be almost to an exit with several gas stations to take her. I proudly proclaimed βUrine luck! There are plenty of places to go at this exit!β Sadly, I only got an eye roll from my wife.
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︎ Jan 02 2019
If you're buying a car for your elephant, make sure it has plenty of trunk space.
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︎ Jul 23 2019
I hope I'm the first to say this about the next US presidential election. Last election left plenty of people mad, but we won't have any near sighted politicians next time, because whoever runs in 2020 will have a clear vision of the future.
Because 20/20 vision means you have perfectly good sight.
Pun on a pun: I wonder if RealClearPolitics.com will catch on.
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︎ Dec 07 2016
I asked my dad to bring me a glass of water, so he pointed at my aquarium and said "you have plenty" and walked out, and now everytime I ask for water he does this
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︎ Jun 08 2019
Make sure u drink plenty of milk
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︎ Mar 30 2019
There are plenty of advantages to living in Switzerland...
For example, the flag is a big plus
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︎ Feb 19 2019
I'm under alot of pressure at work. Just trying to gauge water do next. Luckily there's plenty more jobs in the pipeline...
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︎ Feb 02 2017
I would like to thank the person who taught me the definition of plenty.
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︎ Jun 29 2016
Every time someone is taking a picture for my dad he hands them his iphone and says "feel free to take several, I have plenty of film."
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︎ Mar 21 2018
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︎ Jul 27 2016
I got plenty of groans at a party I went to last night with this dadjoke.
I walked around, picking up discarded bottle caps and put them on peoples knees and would just look at them and say "...Knee Cap."
And walk away.
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︎ Oct 13 2013
Do you know why there's now plenty of coffee in the Teacher Center?
We urned it.
Forget that 8 cup pot that only fills four real "cups".
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︎ Nov 12 2014
Make sure you get plenty of sleep tonight
Tomorrow we begin a 31 day March!
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︎ Mar 01 2019
I got plenty of jokes about unemployed people,
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