The other day a man called me β€œa plateau”.

I took it a a compliment because a plateau is the highest form of flattery.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TTVYaBoyMrYoung
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2019
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A plateau is the sincerest form of flattery.

Erg! Highest!

I ruined the pun!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lfantine
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2017
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How is imitation like a plateau?

They're both the highest form of flattery!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JOEYSARMY
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2017
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They said the quality of my puns was beginning to plateau. I'm really proud though...

Plateaus are the highest form of flattery.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sanuuu
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2015
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I have been rock climbing the last year or so as exercise.

I have to say, it's taken my body to new heights.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/worktempthrowaway
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2017
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A plateau is the highest form of flattery
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TuskenRaiders
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2019
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Plateau

The highest form of flattery.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skycannon7
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2018
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A plateau is the highest form of flattery
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pokethrex
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2016
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What's the highest form of flattery?

Plateaus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sewthesexy1
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2013
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