The other day a man called me β€œa plateau”.

I took it a a compliment because a plateau is the highest form of flattery.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TTVYaBoyMrYoung
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2019
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A plateau is the sincerest form of flattery.

Erg! Highest!

I ruined the pun!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lfantine
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2017
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How is imitation like a plateau?

They're both the highest form of flattery!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JOEYSARMY
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2017
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They said the quality of my puns was beginning to plateau. I'm really proud though...

Plateaus are the highest form of flattery.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sanuuu
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2015
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Dad, what's that big flat hill over there?

Son that's called a Plateau, it's the highest form of flattery known to man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlackJack3t
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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I have been rock climbing the last year or so as exercise.

I have to say, it's taken my body to new heights.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/worktempthrowaway
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2017
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My dad really raised the bar on this one..

> In a group text with my parents and siblings

Me: Ok all, weekly joke: What is the highest form of flattery?

...

Dad: A plateau?

Me: That's correct! Great job dad :).

[The joke was supposed to end here]

Mom: I don't get it..

Dad: Well then you must be in a canyon because it's over your head!

All: LOL!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/willsu
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2014
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My mate's dad joke before he got on the plane to Mongolia

'A plateau is the highest form of flattery'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maxissama
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2014
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I think I'm a dad

We were talking about Ancient Greece and what not and the Anatolia plateau or whatever that thing is and it's called the Asian minor.

History Teacher: So right here, is Anatolia, which is also called the Asian minor, which is now present day Turkey.

Me: Did you know a long time ago Asia was arrested? Yeah for serving alcohol to the Asian minor.

golf clap by history teacher, eyes rolled from everyone else

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Redtube_Guy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2014
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Dad joked the dad, he was proud.

Dad: We're going to a restaurant called Plateau tonight. Me: Oh, I've heard the service quality has really leveled off there.

He was proud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/friendly-atheist
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2014
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A plateau is the highest form of flattery
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TuskenRaiders
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2019
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Plateau

The highest form of flattery.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skycannon7
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2018
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A plateau is the highest form of flattery
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pokethrex
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2016
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What's the highest form of flattery?

Plateaus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sewthesexy1
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2013
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What's the highest form of flattery you may ask?

A plateau

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πŸ‘€︎ u/m80glostick
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2018
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What is the highest form of flattery?

A plateau.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ImSyntix
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