Plateau Puns

I took it a a compliment because a plateau is the highest form of flattery.

Erg! Highest!

I ruined the pun!

They're both the highest form of flattery!

Plateaus are the highest form of flattery.

Son that's called a Plateau, it's the highest form of flattery known to man.

I have to say, it's taken my body to new heights.

> In a group text with my parents and siblings

Me: Ok all, weekly joke: What is the highest form of flattery?

...

Dad: A plateau?

Me: That's correct! Great job dad :).

[The joke was supposed to end here]

Mom: I don't get it..

Dad: Well then you must be in a canyon because it's over your head!

All: LOL!!

'A plateau is the highest form of flattery'

We were talking about Ancient Greece and what not and the Anatolia plateau or whatever that thing is and it's called the Asian minor.

History Teacher: So right here, is Anatolia, which is also called the Asian minor, which is now present day Turkey.

Me: Did you know a long time ago Asia was arrested? Yeah for serving alcohol to the Asian minor.

golf clap by history teacher, eyes rolled from everyone else

Dad: We're going to a restaurant called Plateau tonight. Me: Oh, I've heard the service quality has really leveled off there.

He was proud.

The highest form of flattery.

Plateaus.

A plateau

A plateau.