Sounded like a broken record.
I told her to get under it!
But we are really in trouble when something is amile
Kids these days have a lot of slang for a killer clown movie.
A tiny part of me says yes.
It's a WoRsT cAsE sCeNaRiO
A-TEN-SON!
I instead use "in a ball-sack"
But hey, at least he gave a shit.
One is innuendo the other is inyourwindow
It came back with "page not found".
Wife: "I wish we had more spice in our lives."
Me: "I live pretty spicy."
Wife: confused face
Me: "I'm always jalapeño way."
You could say it's my maison d'être.
She replied “the ball is round daddy” (with a straight face) So I tell her “no, what I mean is, get mad! I want you to hit the ball really hard like if you were mad at it!”
She grabs the ball, stares right at it and says “I’M REALLY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU, BALL!” Then throws it right back at me.
Proud dad moment.
New Roman.”
The phrase was: "good night"
Emperor Constant Teen.
I originally posted this in r/MaliciousCompliance, but several commenters thought it would be good here as well. I hope this isn't a re-run for too many of you.
This was years ago when my son was starting middle school. I was transporting him and a group of his new friends. One of the friends was French, and spoke French at home. My son mentioned that I had taken French in high school, and so one of his friends asked me to say something in French and see if French girl could understand me.
Before I go on, a note on parenting style: we joke around with our kids all the time. I know that not all parents joke with their children; some of my kids' friends enjoyed to a dad who makes a joke, and some would look at me like I grew a second head.
So I said to the French girl, «quelque chose». Immediately the friends turned to French girl and asked "What did he say?"
I waited, wondering whether she would join my joke.
A sly smile crept across her face as she said, "he said...something". The rest of the trip, the friends tried to convince her to reveal what it was that I had said. «quelque chose» is the French phrase for "something".
An overworked elf walks into a bar the day before Christmas and orders a beer. "Hey look everyone! It's an elf!" the bartender exclaims. "I'm sorry, but that phrase is now insensitive and politically incorrect," the elf says. "We prefer to be called subordinate clauses."
“I’m sorry, I didn’t vote for him”
I asked:
"Muay Thai prove you wrong?"
With great powder comes great responsibility.
She calls it her wife eye password.
He's very uncomfortable with the phrase "fire at will"
I said, “What the make love are you talking about?”
>! Eye see the issue now !<
What are some good puns for that name? (Preferably 1 word, instead of a whole phrase) thanks!
The teller replies, “Don’t you mean history?”
The robber says, “Don’t change the subject!"
Poor favor.
He has a fowl little mind
“..In my case, it was almost impossible.”
It came back with “page not found”.
