When I was in high school in Belleville, ON, a young local artist spray-painted a beautiful picture on a large concrete wall under a bridge by the Moira river. He didn't get permission to do this, however, and the city eventually painted over it.
Watching his picture go like that must've been pretty demuralizing.
My eggs went to the playground without my permission today.
But omelette it slide
Cross-posted with permission from U/WoodchuckRailroad
Went to ask my girlfriends father for permission to marry
He replied: "Give me one good reason you'd make a good husband or even a decent father or I'm leaving!"
I said: "Hi leaving I'm John!"
The wedding is next month
I can't believe that viruses and bacteria would just invade my body without a permission.
That makes me sick.....
My kid got tattoos of a heart, club, diamond and spade—all without my permission.
I might have to deal with him later.
I went to the doctor and he cloned me without my permission.
I was beside myself.
If you move someone's dildo without their permission, then that's a dick move.
My friend Lara always borrows my hair brush without my permission.
She's a comb raider.
My teenage son got a tattoo of a deck of cards without our permission.
I might have to deal with him later.
Fired an employee for going on vacation to Hawaii without permission
We don't take kindly to beach of contract
Why do melons always ask for their parents' permission to get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
My son brought me a permission slip to join the safety committee at school.
I signed it, but I still can't figure out why the tea isn't safe.
I emailed my professor asking for a permission number for his class. He must be a dad
Professor:"MannuhT, here is your hairdo number: 212525. yay!"
MannuhT:"Haha, Thanks!"
Professor:"you understood, right? perm number."
My Father asked permission to discipline us kids...
My Mom authorized him to use Dadly Force.
I hate that microorganisms just enter my body without permission
It makes me sick
I cannot believe that bacteria would just come into my body without my permission. It makes me sick
I hate the way viruses just enter my body without permission
It makes me sick
