Pennywise Puns

A list of puns related to "Pennywise"

WHY DOES IT STINK IN PENNYWISE'S HOME TOWN?

Because of the Derry Air...

My 15 year old just came up with this one....be kind.

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👤︎ u/Vahn1982
📅︎ Sep 05 2020
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I used to be Pennywise’s personal trainer!

Unfortunately it didn’t work out...

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👤︎ u/DeathySpaghetti
📅︎ Aug 02 2020
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When pennywise isn't a perfumer

"IT doesn't make scents"

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👤︎ u/separated_fox
📅︎ Apr 30 2020
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At first I didn't understand the joke Pennywise told me

Then IT hit me

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👤︎ u/FloorFacedMeme
📅︎ Jun 19 2020
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Pennywise was really killed by food poisoning.

That's what trying to consume old Derry products will do to you.

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👤︎ u/desireewhitehall
📅︎ Dec 21 2019
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What is Pennywise the Clown's preferred pronoun?

It.

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👤︎ u/imzeesh
📅︎ Aug 11 2019
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My friend is an unemployed circus clown. I nicknamed him Pennywise . . .

His career is in the gutter.

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👤︎ u/boogerknows
📅︎ Nov 03 2019
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Pennywise the clown is listed in Forbes magazine, for what It's worth.
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👤︎ u/KairuSmairukon
📅︎ Jul 13 2019
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When my friend showed me his improved Pennywise impression, I said

“Now that’s more like It”

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👤︎ u/solemnbiscuit
📅︎ Jun 04 2019
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Son:"Dad , Pennywise took my cards again. Can you help me?"

No, son. Deal with IT yourself.

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👤︎ u/MolzeNightshade
📅︎ Mar 24 2019
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Why is a social media platform like a bloody Pennywise?

Because it's a reddit

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👤︎ u/samito14
📅︎ Sep 16 2018
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What do you call a Scary financial advisor

Pennywise.

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👤︎ u/Ax3-_-
📅︎ May 17 2021
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What do you call a murderous clown whos good at investments?

Pennywise

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👤︎ u/Cresendo77
📅︎ Feb 09 2021
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A clown held the door open for me

It was a nice Jester

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👤︎ u/AshamedTurtwig
📅︎ Dec 06 2020
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My friend works as a clown and doesn't earn much money so he spends every cent carefully.

He goes by Pennywise

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👤︎ u/CR33PYUNC13J03
📅︎ Sep 12 2020
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What do you call a financially stable clown?

Pennywise.

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👤︎ u/OneTrueGrizzly
📅︎ Nov 05 2019
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Clowning around!

My dad once asked me why we dont eat Clowns. I looked at him like he was growing horns out of his head and thought about pennywise and cotton candy...for some reason. After a moment of staring I noticed the slight grin forming on his face so I obliged and said I dont know...

He replied

Because they taste funny!

www.theuppersideofaverage.com

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👤︎ u/Dwtxranger
📅︎ Feb 14 2019
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My friend made a great dadjoke yesterday, here's screenshot of it

it

The real link

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👤︎ u/jmutter3
📅︎ Apr 27 2015
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What do you call clown that is good at saving money?

Pennywise

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👤︎ u/Kerlandays
📅︎ Oct 23 2019
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What do you call a clown who likes to save money?

Pennywise

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👤︎ u/Max_Rippletin
📅︎ Jul 20 2018
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What do you call a clown who is smart with his money?

Pennywise.

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👤︎ u/scooter1542
📅︎ Sep 21 2017
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