A list of puns related to "Savingness"
Not all construction work is equally enjoyable. For example, making a hole in rock is boring, but fastening metal together is riveting.
An old lady ask me to check her balance, so I pushed her over
One to cook and one to clean.
At a second hand shop.
Nothing it just waved
Empanada
It simply lacks a peel
You might get guacoma.
They are usually lo mein tenants.
After getting nagged for swearing I say "Times have changed." My dad replies with "You're right, it's daylight savings."
He bought a warehouse!
Everything Moscow
Mom talking to my brother: "What do your grades look like?"
Me: "Letters."
Hear dad laugh from the kitchen.
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