Thriftiness Puns

A list of puns related to "Thriftiness"

A waitress at a diner gives a man his check. As he gets up to leave, he puts down the amount for the check plus three cents for the tip. The waitress notices this and approaches him before he leaves.

Waitress: You know, I can tell a lot about a person by each of the coins that are left. Man: Okay, what do these pennies tell you about me?

Waitress: This first one tells me that you are very thrifty. Man: Hmm. Yes, that's true. Go on.

Waitress: This second one tells me that you are not married. Man: Yes, that's true too.

Waitress: And this last one tells me that your mother wasn't married either.

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