Penny Wise Puns

A list of puns related to "Penny Wise"

She's penny wise

Lou Costello: There’s only one problem with our romance; She’s penny wise.

Bud Abbott: Marilyn’s penny wise?

Lou Costello: Yeah, I ain’t got a penny and she’s wise to it!

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👤︎ u/tfraymond
📅︎ Nov 10 2019
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If you are wise with dollars you'd be rich, what would you be if you were wise with pennies?

You'd be a clown.

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👤︎ u/Anthonybrose
📅︎ Oct 03 2019
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For Halloween, one of my sons dressed up as the clown from IT, and another son as a Twitter hashtag. They asked me my opinion...

I said "Penny wise, pound foolish"

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👤︎ u/voip_geek
📅︎ Oct 20 2019
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Fun Fact: Steven King's 'It' is actually the story of a financially-responsible clown.

He's really penny-wise.

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👤︎ u/paintedforfilth
📅︎ Apr 04 2019
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