Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than 5 moves.

Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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The King gathered all the chess pieces around to tell a bedtime story. He said...

"Once a pawn a time..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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The worst place to buy a chess set you ask?

The pawn shop

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CliffordTheDragon
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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I've recently got a job making chess pieces.

I'm currently working knights.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatandsalt
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2018
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How do Australian chess pieces pay for large purchases?

They use a check, mate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnitaRide
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2017
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[request] chess puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Backs_People_Up
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2017
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I was playing chess with the Mafia once...

It turns out, i was his pawn... then he got the king pin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bdatty
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2019
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What's the most important piece to a Jamaican's chess strategy?

It de pawns, mon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sirclicksal0t
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2018
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What's a chess player's favourite starter?

Pawn cocktail.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lenzar86
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2018
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Usher was playing some chess

Usher at a baseball game last night was telling some of us that he had gone to play chess with his son, but some of the small pieces were missing.

Turns to a couple ladies, "do either of you know where I can find a pawn shop?"

They groaned. My girlfriend groaned. I laughed hysterically and shot water out of my nose.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quixotic_Ryan
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2015
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This joke is rather pawny.

I was walking down the street when I found a gold chess set lying on the ground. I don't really need it, so I might just pawn it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DReinholdtsen
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2019
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[Pun Request] I need something punny for my email subject line!

Hey Redditors, I am helping to host a trade show and the theme is "Game Changer." One subject line I made was "Still Pawn-dering about -trade show-?" and I am trying to keep it along the lines of Chess, Checkers, and Scrabble, or other board games. Thank you in advance for reading and/or your help!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LoneWolfTraveler
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2014
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Ive recently got a job making chess pieces

I'm currently working knights

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaveyJonesy1990
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2018
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