Why is Pavlov's hair so soft?
Because he conditions it.
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I asked the librarian for a book about Pavlov's dogs and SchrΓΆdinger's cat.
She said it rang a bell but she didn't know if it was there or not.
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︎ Oct 28 2020
A woman walks up to a librarian and asks, "Do you have any books on Pavlov's dogs and Schrodinger's cat?"
The librarian replies, "It rings a bell, but I don't know if it's here or not."
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Why was Ivan Pavlovβs hair so soft?
Because he conditioned it.
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︎ Aug 03 2020
A man goes into a library and asks for a book about Pavlov's dogs and Schrodinger's cat.
The librarian says, "It rings a bell, but I don't know whether it's there or not."
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︎ May 16 2020
I went to the library looking for a book about Pavlovβs dog and SchrΓΆdingerβs cat
The librarian said it rang a bell but she wasnβt sure if it was there or not.
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︎ Nov 10 2019
Hmm... Pavlov... I've hear that name before...
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︎ Jul 19 2020
Why was Pavlov's beard so soft?
Because he conditioned it.
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︎ Nov 15 2019
How did Pavlov get such great hair?
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︎ Jul 29 2019
Pavlov is sitting at the bar, drinking a beer, when suddenly the phone rings. βOh shit!β he yells, jumping off the stool.
βI forgot to feed the dog!β
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︎ Mar 31 2020
Why do we remember Pavlov more than Alfred?
Because the name Alfred rings no bell.
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︎ Jan 31 2020
We were having a biology lecture about Pavlov's dog
We laughed and we laughed then the bell rang and we all went to the cafeteria
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︎ Nov 10 2019
My friend asked if i had heard of Pavlov
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︎ Jan 19 2019
Someone asked me if I'd heard of Pavlov's dog.
I told him it rang a bell.
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︎ Aug 12 2019
Pavlov...
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︎ Feb 06 2019
Do you know why Pavlov took really long showers?
He had to condition his hair
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︎ May 14 2018
Why is Pavlov's hair so soft?
It's conditioned!
My dad just told me this one
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︎ Jun 02 2019
Why was Pavlov's hair so soft?
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︎ May 27 2016
What does Pavlov call his hair care product?
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︎ Apr 28 2018
βHave you heard of Pavlov?β
I think so. It rings a bell.
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︎ Jan 28 2018
What is Pavlov's favorite part of working out?
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︎ May 11 2016
Why is Pavlovβs hair so soft?
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︎ Oct 17 2020
I asked a librarian if she had a book about Pavlov's dog and SchrΓΆdinger's cat...
She said it rang a bell, but she wasn't sure if it was there or not.
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︎ Apr 25 2020
Why was Pavlovβs hair so soft?
Because he conditioned it.
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︎ Jun 10 2020
I asked a librarian if she had a book about Pavlov's dog and Schrodinger's cat...
She said it rang a bell, but she wasn't sure if it was there or not.
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︎ Jun 15 2020
Why was Pavlovβs hair so soft?
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︎ Mar 18 2020
Why was Pavlov's hair soft?
Because he conditioned it
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︎ Apr 11 2019
Why was Pavlov's hair so soft?
Because he conditioned it.
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︎ Jan 23 2019
Why was Pavlovβs hair so soft?
Because he conditioned it.
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︎ Feb 19 2020
Why was Pavlov's hair so soft?
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︎ Dec 17 2019
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
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︎ Nov 05 2018
Why was Pavlov's beard so soft?
Because he conditioned it.
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︎ Oct 28 2019
Why was Pavlovβs hair so soft?
Because he conditioned it.
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︎ Feb 06 2019
Does the name "Pavlov" ring a bell?
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︎ Jun 19 2019
Why was Pavlov's beard so soft?
Because he conditioned it.
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︎ Oct 30 2019
Why was Pavlov's hair so soft?
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︎ Feb 18 2019
Why was Pavlov's beard so soft?
Because he conditioned it.
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︎ Nov 04 2019
Why was Pavlov's hair so soft?
Because he conditioned it.
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︎ Feb 23 2019
Why was Pavlovβs hair so soft?
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︎ May 27 2019
Why was Pavlovβs hair so soft?
Because he conditioned it.
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︎ May 24 2019
Why is Pavlovβs hair so soft?
Because he conditioned it!
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︎ May 27 2019
Why did Pavlov have such soft hair?
Because he conditioned it.
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︎ Jan 28 2019
Why Was Pavlovs hair so soft?
Because he conditioned it
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︎ May 06 2019
Why was Dr. Pavlov's hair so soft?
Because he conditioned it.
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︎ Mar 20 2019
Why was Pavlovβs hair so soft?
Because he conditioned it.
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︎ Feb 05 2019
Who here has heard of Pavlov?
The name should ring a bell.
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︎ Nov 12 2017
Ivan Pavlov?
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︎ Mar 16 2017
I went to the librarian and I asked if they had the book about Pavlov's dog and Schrodinger's cat...
She said it a rang a bell, but she wasn't sure if they had it or not
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Does the name Pavlov
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