Sparsley.
but that’s okay because you’re right on thyme”
The plant is now parsley consumed.
No one eats the parsley.
does that mean they can garnish his wages? -George Carlin
Because it's always in a race against thyme.
Noted researcher Rosemary Fuller was involved in a lab accident today. She's working on the theory that herb-based formulas can actually reverse or accelerate the aging process. Parsley, for example, has been shown to cause rapid aging, and recent efforts have shown good results with oregano-based anti-aging serums. Ms Fuller was, unfortunately, standing near a vat of simmering oregano serum when a nearby researcher nudged her and she fell in! It appeared at first that the anti-aging serum would cause her to de-age down to nothing. Now, though, it looks like she'll be all right. The Parsley's aged Rosemary in time.
A spare I guess
I’m not very oregano.
Parsley
Now I'm parsley sighted.
It was about thyme.
Elvis Parsley
>!Elvish Parsley.!<
Thyme management
I told him I looked underneath the parsley.
Their favourite was Elvis parsley
Evils Parsley
Elvis parsley.
Spring, Summer, Pumpkin, and Winter
Customer: Oh it was easy, I just looked under the parsley
Because then at least the Trains would run on Parsley, Sage, Rosemary AND Thyme!
Dad: Whats green and sings?
Me: What?
Dad: Elvis Parsley
"Elvis Parsley."
Thanks, dad...
Elvis Parsley
For context we work in a restaurant.
He started to jokingly hit me with a bag of parsley Dad: I'm going to beat you to death with a bag of parsley Me: I'd only be parsley beaten to death
